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Old April 23rd, 2017, 03:34 PM   #9011
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[CENTER]Should you find yourself in the Florida Keys, a trip to Fort Jefferson is time well spent.



I visited a few years back but don't remember this particular warning:

Warning- An American Crocodile inhabits the land and waters of Dry Tortugas National Park, including the designated swim areas. We cannot guarantee your safety.


A little info here & here.
I have indeed visited Fort Jefferson and snorkeled around the outside wall. Fairly, recently as well, say, three years ago. I certainly don't recall seeing such a warning, and certainly did not encounter any crocodiles on my swim.
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Old April 23rd, 2017, 07:11 PM   #9012
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I have indeed visited Fort Jefferson and snorkeled around the outside wall. Fairly, recently as well, say, three years ago. I certainly don't recall seeing such a warning, and certainly did not encounter any crocodiles on my swim.
Well I would guess that if you had encountered one of sufficient size you would not be posting here now.
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Old April 24th, 2017, 02:42 PM   #9015
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Old April 24th, 2017, 02:49 PM   #9016
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Well I would guess that if you had encountered one of sufficient size you would not be posting here now.
To the contrary Santee. If you enlarge Cartman's photo you will see a stone catwalk that surrounds the fort, forming a moat. Had I encountered a croc, I would have been on top of that catwalk tout suite.

What's more perplexing, is that overnight camping is allowed on Fort Jefferson's land which lies outside the walls. If the presence of crocs is real, why do they allow that? I would be much more afraid being woken up by a hungry croc trying to get into my tent, with no means of escape, than one encountered snorkeling.
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No. This is a baby, orphaned muskox (Ovibos moschatus) , not bison or buffalo . Photographed by caring people in Nunavut.

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