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Old January 11th, 2017, 09:18 PM   #2871
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"Stop me if you Herd this one ..." She just continued to stare, uncomprehending the subtlety.
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Old January 14th, 2017, 04:57 AM   #2872
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Now the book says: Grab the cock firmly, use even and consistent strokes,
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The book was right!

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Old January 14th, 2017, 05:14 AM   #2873
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Betty Jo's working summers on her uncle's farm milking the cows
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Old January 14th, 2017, 05:33 PM   #2874
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Give me some more.
. I think my cows will be back soon.
What cows?
Don't talk and gimme some more bloody liar.
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Old January 15th, 2017, 10:09 PM   #2875
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Old January 16th, 2017, 11:24 PM   #2877
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At that moment Cuzzy knew his doctor was right. Cut back on the cheap draft beer and sriracha.
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Hey asshole, what part of "Wait your turn" don't you understand??
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