The corrupt a wish game - Page 328

Bill derBerg · January 11th, 2017, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by footstep

Wish granted. You are Max Eisenhardt.
But your power control over magnetism doesn't work anymore.
Because you are retired!

You finish in a lost little planet far far away in the galaxy......
alone.

I wish I could I were a time traveller.

Granted. You have incurable narcolepsy. At various times of the day, and entirely against your will, you fall asleep and awake ten minutes later. You have no memory of falling asleep so it seems you have moved into the future. The day you fall asleep while entering an elevator is immortalized on Youtube. The video shows you asleep on the floor part way in the door which keeps closing, hitting your head, re-opening and repeating. Of course you suffer brain damage and are retarded at 51. Congratulations.

I wish I was an unscrupulous Russian hacker so I could rig elections around the world until all Presidents and Prime Ministers were beautiful porn stars.

Bill derBerg · January 11th, 2017, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. You cause quite the anthropological stir when traces of your DNA are found in fossilised dinosaur poo.
I wish trailmaster doesn't start going on again with what happens when you fcuk with the timeline.

Granted. Because I'm a greedy SOB I get to do two corruptions. TM ignores your plea and sends off a missive to Santee about members wasting valuable bits and bytes posting about time travel. However, Russian hackers have taken over VEF and Santee is actually Vlad the Imposter. Vlad sends TM an email promising to look into this problem asap and also sends him a five pound box of chocolates. Little does TM suspect but these are special KGB chocolates and they are full of LSD. By the time he finishes all five pounds he is on the trip of a life time and at one point he is convinced he is a potted plant. Vlad continues to monitor the funnies threads and anytime someone asks "What ever happened to TM?" he mails them some chocolates.

I wish I knew what to do with all these Russian chocolates I keep getting in the mail. The dog doesn't seem capable of eating any more.

**trailmaster** · January 12th, 2017, 02:21 PM

Wish granted. You send all the chocolates back to Russia is a big pouch. Because what is in the pouch is not only the left over chocolates, but a compressed 1 megaton H-bomb. When the addrresse opens the box the bomb explodes killing 200,000 people and making a crater 2 miles wide by 500 feet deep. The Russian government blames North Korea. They send 100 ballistic missles over to North Korea and blast that country into dust, but then China gets into a fight with Russia and they destroy each other. This is good at first, but then a giant radioactive cloud descends over the Earth killing eveyone, all the plants, and most of the animals. All that is left are:

Quokkas!!

I wish that Milena Velba who has the most gorgeous and flabbiest boobs in the world would fall in love with me at first sight.

**footstep** · January 12th, 2017, 05:40 PM

Wish granted.
But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite.
At least you can't follow.
She divorced and ask you all your pension rate.

I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant.

Bill derBerg · January 12th, 2017, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstep

Wish granted.
But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite.
At least you can't follow.
She divorced and ask you all your pension rate.

I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant.

Granted. Ms. Adams takes you to an Ethiopian restaurant. The food is nothing but crickets, locust, grubs and worms. Although Ms. Adams has no trouble scarfing down this fish bait you need real food. To that end you dash off to a local steak house. Your bad luck, the beef is rife with mad cow disease. Of course you become infected and the disease slowly eats your brain. Your IQ drops to levels so low you buy extended warranties for your electronics and you pay your taxes early. After your IQ drops a few more points you manage to get elected President of France. However, you aren't around long as after balancing the budget and lowering the federal debt the Central Bank has you assassinated for cutting into their profits.

I wish every banker, stock broker and politician would wake up tomorrow with a conscience.

**Sir Honkers** · January 12th, 2017, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

I wish every banker, stock broker and politician would wake up tomorrow with a conscience.

Granted. They all jump off the nearest tall building, throwing the world into complete chaos. Financial institutions close their doors, there is a run on the banks, businesses collapse, people are thrown out of work, a world wide depression ensues even worse than the one in the 30's. Donald Trump becomes el presidente for life and neo-nazism spreads through Europe.
WW3 breaks out.
Well done Bill.
I wish to have a foursome with Claire, Hayley and Alex Dunphy.

Bill derBerg · January 13th, 2017, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

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I wish to have a foursome with Claire, Hayley and Alex Dunphy.

Granted. You have a tee off time of noon for the second Tuesday of next week at St. Andrews. Fore!

I wish August Ames and Abigail Mac would come to my house to re-enact Three's Company "The Porn Years".

**Sir Honkers** · January 13th, 2017, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

Granted. You have a tee off time of noon for the second Tuesday of next week at St. Andrews. Fore!

I wish August Ames and Abigail Mac would come to my house to re-enact Three's Company "The Porn Years".

Granted. I have a part as overbearing landlord Stanley Roper and my intolerance for co-ed living situations puts paid to any sexual shenanigans you thought you were going to get up to.
I wish to have a 'sexual' foursome with Claire, Hayley and Alex Dunphy with nothing remotely connected to golf involved.

**bowlinggreen** · January 15th, 2017, 07:07 PM

Wish granted, but while Claire is sitting on your face she lets go one of those huge farts that is so potent it burns the rim of your asshole. You get the whole shot right up your nostrils, and immediately die from toxic shock. You spew your own anal contribution all over the floor as Claire screams and scrambles away from your body.

The girls all take off howling, and a while later daddy Dunphy comes into the room, gazes thoughtfully at your dead body, and takes you into the bathroom, and deposits you into the bathtub and washes you off. He then proceeds to spend an intimate hour with your corpse.

I wish to spend a week on the beach in the Bahamas with Kyla Cole.

**old alal** · January 16th, 2017, 10:05 AM

Wish granted, you and Kyla spend a week on the beach with 27 underprivileged kids aged from 3 months to 3 years. All of which need special care. There is simply no time for anything else at all.

I wish Tracey Adams was on her knees pleading with me to cum on her face and tits.

January 15th, 2017, 07:07 PM	#3279
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but while Claire is sitting on your face she lets go one of those huge farts that is so potent it burns the rim of your asshole. You get the whole shot right up your nostrils, and immediately die from toxic shock. You spew your own anal contribution all over the floor as Claire screams and scrambles away from your body. The girls all take off howling, and a while later daddy Dunphy comes into the room, gazes thoughtfully at your dead body, and takes you into the bathroom, and deposits you into the bathtub and washes you off. He then proceeds to spend an intimate hour with your corpse. I wish to spend a week on the beach in the Bahamas with Kyla Cole. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

January 16th, 2017, 10:05 AM	#3280
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted, you and Kyla spend a week on the beach with 27 underprivileged kids aged from 3 months to 3 years. All of which need special care. There is simply no time for anything else at all. I wish Tracey Adams was on her knees pleading with me to cum on her face and tits. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

January 12th, 2017, 02:21 PM	#3273
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,307 Times in 60,079 Posts	Wish granted. You send all the chocolates back to Russia is a big pouch. Because what is in the pouch is not only the left over chocolates, but a compressed 1 megaton H-bomb. When the addrresse opens the box the bomb explodes killing 200,000 people and making a crater 2 miles wide by 500 feet deep. The Russian government blames North Korea. They send 100 ballistic missles over to North Korea and blast that country into dust, but then China gets into a fight with Russia and they destroy each other. This is good at first, but then a giant radioactive cloud descends over the Earth killing eveyone, all the plants, and most of the animals. All that is left are: Quokkas!! I wish that Milena Velba who has the most gorgeous and flabbiest boobs in the world would fall in love with me at first sight.

January 12th, 2017, 05:40 PM	#3274
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Wish granted. But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite. At least you can't follow. She divorced and ask you all your pension rate. I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant.