X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn

[palo5]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

508. Door to door dildo salesman is an actual career.

509. Yes, reality porn that isn't. They've tried almost everything. Maybe I should keep quiet about it, but what if they started a fetish about period blood and tampon salesmen?

[ButteredUp]

Originally Posted by palo5

tampon salesmen?

Tamp On ..... Tamp Off

[duanedoberman]

510. In porn, any woman who wears a uniform of any description always wears stockings and will, quilte literaly, shag anyone they encounter in the course of their work.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by duanedoberman

510. In porn, any woman who wears a uniform of any description always wears stockings and will, quilte literaly, shag anyone they encounter in the course of their work.

511. They also do unprotected anal, and suck dung-covered johnsons like maniacs direct from their asses

[CARLTON BROWN]

Originally Posted by palo5

511. They also do unprotected anal, and suck dung-covered johnsons like maniacs direct from their asses

Except these massive cocks are always in immaculate condition!

[palo5]

Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

Except these massive cocks are always in immaculate condition!

Who knows, my friend? Nearly all are dubious when they enter a girl's ass. Many of the mopes could have been in a man's ass an hour before, for all we know

And btw, any hygienist would disagree: if you take anything, even an undiseased penis, from a waste disposal system (an ass) to a human mouth, it can't be advisable

[CARLTON BROWN]

Originally Posted by palo5

Who knows, my friend? Nearly all are dubious when they enter a girl's ass. Many of the mopes could have been in a man's ass an hour before, for all we know

And btw, any hygienist would disagree: if you take anything, even an undiseased penis, from a waste disposal system (an ass) to a human mouth, it can't be advisable

I agree with you Palo. I was simply making the point that cocks in porn videos are normally shown in "visually" immaculate condition after lengthy anal penetration, with no signs of having been anywhere unpleasant. It's the same with rimming, which is usually presented as perfectly acceptable. To a large extent, video porn is no more than unrealistic fantasy and this is the general theme of this thread, isn't it? May I add that most of the women I've had sex with, have not wanted to be fucked in the arse and would certainly not want to follow this with immediate oral sex.

[old alal]

512. I think we have learned from the previous few posts that "real" women are nothing like pornstars, and that porn is just a fantasy. Who'd have thunk it!!

[duanedoberman]

Originally Posted by palo5

Who knows, my friend? Nearly all are dubious when they enter a girl's ass. Many of the mopes could have been in a man's ass an hour before, for all we know

And btw, any hygienist would disagree: if you take anything, even an undiseased penis, from a waste disposal system (an ass) to a human mouth, it can't be advisable

I read (don't know where) that it is common practice for porn stars to have an enema before they shoot anal sex to stop this happening.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by duanedoberman

I read (don't know where) that it is common practice for porn stars to have an enema before they shoot anal sex to stop this happening.

That's possible, but if you washed a sewage pipe, a hygienist still wouldn't advise you to eat from it