Things Noticeable this week - Page 3075

**diamelsx** · August 28th, 2017, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

No they're not they are a priestocracy. The people may have the vote but the Mullahs select the candidates. No one who opposes the mullahs gets to stand.

Sounds just like the US, just replace the Mullahs with corporations and you have the stars and stripes.

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

Given their record on human rights, murdering gays and oppressing women I find it difficult to associate them with any God. Priest/Mullah/warped old mencracy take your pick.

I am still to see the difference.

MaxJoker · August 28th, 2017, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I find it all too easy to associate Them with the God of the Old Testament..

Hey

Leave Greenman

**Greenman** · August 28th, 2017, 01:17 PM

Peace be with you my children!😀
Most noticeable today of all days and completely shattering the usual, it is bloody hot for an August Bank Holiday. It won't last thankfully and we return to cooler normal weather by Wednesday i.e rain which will be just in time for me to go and have my blood test!

**CARLTON BROWN** · August 28th, 2017, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Devius

Emergency services have evacuated a beach in Sussex after a suspected chemical leak. People on the beach at Birling Gap reported painful, stinging eyes and breathing difficulties after a "mist" appeared. Sussex Police said there was an "unknown haze coming in from the sea" affecting the East Sussex coastline.

At least all this chlorine will make the sea clean enough to swim in for a day or so!

**Wendigo** · August 28th, 2017, 05:32 PM

I've often thought I'd like to visit the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as it is supposed to have the cutting edge of comedy.... however

Pound coin gag scoops best Edinburgh Fringe joke award
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000

..... wait for it
Ken Cheng won the 10th annual Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe with: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

The joke, from his show Ken Cheng: Chinese Comedian, won 33% of a public vote on a shortlist of gags picked by comedy critics.

There must have been a lot of shit jokes on that shortlist

and read further down and there's some groaners

**Devius** · August 28th, 2017, 10:25 PM

North Korea has fired a missile that flew over northern Japan before crashing into the sea, the Japanese government says.

No effort was made by the Japanese to shoot down the missile, which was launched early in the morning local time, triggering safety warnings.

The missile broke into three pieces before it landed, local media reported.

On Saturday North Korea fired three short-range missiles into the sea off its eastern coast.

In the latest incident the Japanese government warned people in the missile's flight range to take precautions, but public broadcaster NHK said there was no signs of any damage.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said shortly afterwards the government was doing its utmost to protect people's lives.

Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga described the latest test as "an unprecedented, grave threat". He said that Japan would take "appropriate steps" in response.

Details:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41078187

**Puhbear69** · August 29th, 2017, 08:22 AM

A male nurse has killed near Oldenburg/Germany in two hospitals he worked in about 90 - mostly older - patients between 2003 to 2005 .

His motivation was shown to reanimate those victims, after he injected those a heart depressing medicament, to become a hero. :head-shaking:

Under investigation is also, how it could be, that was unknown in the hospitals he worked in for such a long time. :head-shaking again:

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The real dangers:

Germans are afraid of they could be killed in a terrorist attack.
But each year are dying about 20.000 people in hospitals in this country because of misdiagnoses of doctors and such issues like above.

A terrorist will be "knitting" for a long time, getting a result like this !

**otokonomidori** · August 29th, 2017, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

time for me to go and have my blood test!

One of those paternity lawsuits ? "Hell hath no fury..."

**trailmaster** · August 29th, 2017, 01:31 PM

Don't forget Mr. Green the frog is the absolute ruler of this thread!

**SanteeFats** · August 29th, 2017, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Don't forget Mr. Green the frog is the absolute ruler of this thread!

Still dropping acid I see.

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Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,514 Thanks: 142,122 Thanked 228,360 Times in 23,543 Posts	North Korea missiles: Projectile flies over Japan North Korea has fired a missile that flew over northern Japan before crashing into the sea, the Japanese government says. No effort was made by the Japanese to shoot down the missile, which was launched early in the morning local time, triggering safety warnings. The missile broke into three pieces before it landed, local media reported. On Saturday North Korea fired three short-range missiles into the sea off its eastern coast. In the latest incident the Japanese government warned people in the missile's flight range to take precautions, but public broadcaster NHK said there was no signs of any damage. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said shortly afterwards the government was doing its utmost to protect people's lives. Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga described the latest test as "an unprecedented, grave threat". He said that Japan would take "appropriate steps" in response. Details: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41078187 __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

August 29th, 2017, 08:22 AM	#30747
Puhbear69 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,282 Thanks: 11,393 Thanked 48,578 Times in 2,258 Posts	A male nurse has killed near Oldenburg/Germany in two hospitals he worked in about 90 - mostly older - patients between 2003 to 2005 . His motivation was shown to reanimate those victims, after he injected those a heart depressing medicament, to become a hero. :head-shaking: Under investigation is also, how it could be, that was unknown in the hospitals he worked in for such a long time. :head-shaking again: ---------------------------------------------- The real dangers: Germans are afraid of they could be killed in a terrorist attack. But each year are dying about 20.000 people in hospitals in this country because of misdiagnoses of doctors and such issues like above. A terrorist will be "knitting" for a long time, getting a result like this ! __________________ Don't forget to say To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. to your posters, don't just leech, be a member. Last edited by Puhbear69; August 29th, 2017 at 10:06 AM..

August 28th, 2017, 01:17 PM	#30743
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Peace be with you my children!😀 Most noticeable today of all days and completely shattering the usual, it is bloody hot for an August Bank Holiday. It won't last thankfully and we return to cooler normal weather by Wednesday i.e rain which will be just in time for me to go and have my blood test!

August 29th, 2017, 01:31 PM	#30749
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,286 Times in 60,078 Posts	Don't forget Mr. Green the frog is the absolute ruler of this thread!