Church - Page 19

wowser · September 6th, 2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Maybe the vicar was a transexual atheist

Well he does wear a frock!

Butt Sniffer · July 6th, 2012, 07:04 PM

I go to church. I've fingered my fury girlfriend, the church secretary, in the women's restroom. I tried to get my wife, different girl, to have sex in the church balcony, but for some reason, she felt it might be sacrilegious.

**Sir Honkers** · July 9th, 2012, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

oooooohhh....she's gonna burn in hell!

**Sirch** · July 9th, 2012, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

oooooohhh....she's gonna burn in hell!

She's Gods gift to church.

spoonfedmonkey · July 12th, 2012, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirch

She's Gods gift to church.

Word up.

**billybunter** · July 12th, 2012, 02:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quav-tLOh7M

**Cheekymonkey** · July 14th, 2012, 09:06 PM

It Burns........

**tobeyster** · July 16th, 2012, 05:26 AM

I went to church when my aunt got married along time ago. I have not been to church since then and i dont plan to go to one either.

**Sir Honkers** · October 28th, 2014, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirch

She's Gods gift to church.

no, that would be young boys.

silkies · May 27th, 2017, 05:54 PM

I do not go.

I was christened Catholic and went to church with my grandmother on Easter and Christmas when I was growing up.

When I was in high school my mother became born again. The church was a father and his two sons operation where the old man was the head pastor, his son was the associate pastor and his youngest son was the youth pastor. My mom became concerned that I was going to hell for wearing lingerie, so she invited the associate pastor over to talk to me. He preached to me in my living room and basically told me that if I didn't repent and stop being a pervert then I was going to burn in hell for eternity. About a year later there was a scandal at the church. It turned out that the youngest son and youth pastor was having sex with the teenage girls in the youth group, the father and head pastor was banging the church secretary who was not his wife. Of course the whole scandal broke because the associate pastor who told me I was going to hell was arrested picking up a prostitute before heading home to his wife and children.

Suffice it to say, I don't have much use for church.

July 12th, 2012, 02:33 PM	#186
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,376 Times in 14,171 Posts	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quav-tLOh7M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 16th, 2012, 05:26 AM	#188
tobeyster Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: United States Posts: 3,327 Thanks: 1,389 Thanked 76,292 Times in 3,325 Posts	I went to church when my aunt got married along time ago. I have not been to church since then and i dont plan to go to one either. __________________ Veronika Zemanova Fan To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 27th, 2017, 05:54 PM	#190
silkies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 373 Thanks: 3,431 Thanked 8,207 Times in 366 Posts	I do not go. I was christened Catholic and went to church with my grandmother on Easter and Christmas when I was growing up. When I was in high school my mother became born again. The church was a father and his two sons operation where the old man was the head pastor, his son was the associate pastor and his youngest son was the youth pastor. My mom became concerned that I was going to hell for wearing lingerie, so she invited the associate pastor over to talk to me. He preached to me in my living room and basically told me that if I didn't repent and stop being a pervert then I was going to burn in hell for eternity. About a year later there was a scandal at the church. It turned out that the youngest son and youth pastor was having sex with the teenage girls in the youth group, the father and head pastor was banging the church secretary who was not his wife. Of course the whole scandal broke because the associate pastor who told me I was going to hell was arrested picking up a prostitute before heading home to his wife and children. Suffice it to say, I don't have much use for church. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 6th, 2012, 07:04 PM	#182
Butt Sniffer Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8 Thanks: 4 Thanked 26 Times in 5 Posts	I go to church. I've fingered my fury girlfriend, the church secretary, in the women's restroom. I tried to get my wife, different girl, to have sex in the church balcony, but for some reason, she felt it might be sacrilegious.

July 14th, 2012, 09:06 PM	#187
Cheekymonkey Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wherever I Lay My Toupee Posts: 694 Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 14,875 Times in 686 Posts	It Burns........