10 Most Overused Catchphrases - Page 3

**electile disfunction** · May 16th, 2011, 03:44 AM

Does this make my ass look big?

Would you like fries with that?

Going forward ... (rather than "hence" or "from now on")

I'm just saying ...

Back in the day ...

LOL

That's not my department.

Any phrase or sentence with an unnecessary "like".

Any mention of "orientate" rather than "orient".

heretic(666) · May 16th, 2011, 12:49 PM

Customer satisfaction is important to us :-means fuck off and stop bothering us
New Improved :-- You liked it and it worked so we fucked it up
Beta Version :- Fuck knows if it works but you mugs and guinea pigs will find out

emexem · May 16th, 2011, 01:14 PM

Its not big and its not clever.

(said by me when I f*cked a retarded midget)

**dbailey** · May 16th, 2011, 01:55 PM

It does what it says on the tin

It is what it is

Its not rocket science

JFDI

Lets put the customer at the centre of the strategy

I'm from head office and I'm here to help you

Your own development is your own responsibility

**knobby109** · May 17th, 2011, 07:28 AM

When forced to do something at one time you were "pressed" , then you were "pressured" and now you are "pressurised" as in an aircraft cabin.
Once you were burgled , now you have been burglarised.
Once you had things for nothing. Or they were free.Now they are "for free" which is a bit crass.

**Manny Fagnett** · May 17th, 2011, 11:51 AM

At the end of the day... (Said by my missus quite a lot)

star_ · May 17th, 2011, 12:18 PM

I'm an excellent driver

**blondifan** · May 17th, 2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by star_

I'm an excellent driver

Trust Me

heretic(666) · May 17th, 2011, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manny Fagnett

At the end of the day... (Said by my missus quite a lot)

Tell her it gets fucking dark

**electile disfunction** · May 17th, 2011, 07:38 PM

"Your call is important to us ..."
(So you don't hire sufficient customer support staff?)

"Join our exclusive club just by ..."
(How is this actually "exclusive" of anyone?)

May 17th, 2011, 12:18 PM	#27
star_ Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Southern California Posts: 122 Thanks: 759 Thanked 4,437 Times in 128 Posts	Rainman I'm an excellent driver

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May 16th, 2011, 03:44 AM	#21
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	Does this make my ass look big? Would you like fries with that? Going forward ... (rather than "hence" or "from now on") I'm just saying ... Back in the day ... LOL That's not my department. Any phrase or sentence with an unnecessary "like". Any mention of "orientate" rather than "orient".

May 16th, 2011, 12:49 PM	#22
heretic(666) Blocked! Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 6,523 Thanked 4,461 Times in 918 Posts	Customer satisfaction is important to us :-means fuck off and stop bothering us New Improved :-- You liked it and it worked so we fucked it up Beta Version :- Fuck knows if it works but you mugs and guinea pigs will find out

May 16th, 2011, 01:14 PM	#23
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,270 Times in 289 Posts	Its not big and its not clever. (said by me when I f*cked a retarded midget)

May 16th, 2011, 01:55 PM	#24
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	It does what it says on the tin It is what it is Its not rocket science JFDI Lets put the customer at the centre of the strategy I'm from head office and I'm here to help you Your own development is your own responsibility

May 17th, 2011, 07:28 AM	#25
knobby109 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,736 Thanks: 144 Thanked 14,338 Times in 1,702 Posts	When forced to do something at one time you were "pressed" , then you were "pressured" and now you are "pressurised" as in an aircraft cabin. Once you were burgled , now you have been burglarised. Once you had things for nothing. Or they were free.Now they are "for free" which is a bit crass.

May 17th, 2011, 11:51 AM	#26
Manny Fagnett Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The deep end of the shallow pool. Posts: 1,034 Thanks: 5,904 Thanked 15,273 Times in 1,061 Posts	At the end of the day... (Said by my missus quite a lot)

May 17th, 2011, 07:38 PM	#30
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	"Your call is important to us ..." (So you don't hire sufficient customer support staff?) "Join our exclusive club just by ..." (How is this actually "exclusive" of anyone?)