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Old April 16th, 2018, 07:48 AM   #5011
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I found a member who in a subtle way admits will delve into anal willingly

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Sorry, no Apple computers in my future. I'll stick with Microsoft, even though it is often a pain in the arse to use them.


Now I ain't too sure who that member might be but he or she or both is quite welcome to come here and I'll show them the advantages of Apple OS over McDonaldsoft

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Old April 16th, 2018, 11:53 AM   #5012
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I found a member who in a subtle way admits will delve into anal willingly





Now I ain't too sure who that member might be but he or she or both is quite welcome to come here and I'll show them the advantages of Apple OS over McDonaldsoft

Oh, and we can share a...........



My neighbor who lives most of the year in Japan has come here with his Japanese wife for 3 weeks. He has an Apple computer, but I'm not sure if it is a Mac. I will get a good look at it and ask G to show me how it works and see the common differences between Apple and Windows computers.
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Old April 16th, 2018, 12:13 PM   #5013
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My neighbor who lives most of the year in Japan has come here with his Japanese wife for 3 weeks. He has an Apple computer, but I'm not sure if it is a Mac. I will get a good look at it and ask G to show me how it works and see the common differences between Apple and Windows computers.
How do I best reply to that

Umm,

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Old April 16th, 2018, 12:56 PM   #5014
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My neighbor who lives most of the year in Japan has come here with his Japanese wife for 3 weeks. He has an Apple computer, but I'm not sure if it is a Mac. I will get a good look at it and ask G to show me how it works and see the common differences between Apple and Windows computers.
My friendly advice to you (or anyone) would be ... Since most of us humans are creatures of habit, and since you are going to be the one using your computer, then perhaps stick to something that you have been used to, familiar, and comfortable with for so many years.
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My friendly advice to you (or anyone) would be ... Since most of us humans are creatures of habit, and since you are going to be the one using your computer, then perhaps stick to something that you have been used to, familiar, and comfortable with for so many years.
Reasonable advise Cuz

The same can be said for those that use this weird looking contraption



and then, Heaven forbid they change to an even weirder one



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The same can be said for those that use this weird looking contraption



and then, Heaven forbid they change to an even weirder one



Why
They look like vibrating anal beads. Maybe the first set wasn't stimulating enough!
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Old April 16th, 2018, 02:00 PM   #5017
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Please somebody do something about the Samantha Fox thread in Softcore it is being consistently ruined by one member posting the same stuff ove and over again. After all the time me and former Supermod/fearless leader inglorious put into cleaning it up,this clown has been posting non-stop the same stuff week in week out. Something must be done. I might add it is not only who has complained, several others agree with me too.
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Old April 16th, 2018, 04:20 PM   #5020
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Well most of her boyfriends were very anal(retentive) but I doubt you will find any proof seeing as she made up her mind a long time ago to never do porn. Up until a chance CD-ROM I bought I didn't know( long suspected) that she done any FF pics but when I did first see her sans knickers WOW! Then later she surprised us all and went the other way, but at least she finally found some happiness. Incidentally she was 52 yesterday.
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