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May 15th, 2012, 09:01 AM | #1611 | |
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I wish for a "get out of wish corruption" free card
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May 15th, 2012, 11:05 AM | #1612 |
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Granted. You can only use it when you play "Monopoly".
I wish I weren't so well endowed.
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May 19th, 2012, 02:51 AM | #1613 |
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May 19th, 2012, 10:06 AM | #1614 |
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Granted you're a goldfish, but the 4 yr old brat that owns you flushes you down the toilet while re-enacting Finding Nemo.
I wish I'd flushed away my stash before the cops turned up
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May 19th, 2012, 02:24 PM | #1615 |
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Granted, but all that porn blocked the toilet.
I wish the Americans would attack Saudi Arabia, where the hijackers of 911 came from.
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May 21st, 2012, 07:44 PM | #1616 | |
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May 21st, 2012, 08:50 PM | #1617 | |
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I wish to live the rest of my life absolved from paying taxes.
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May 21st, 2012, 09:15 PM | #1618 | |
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I wish H. H. Bush a proper send off and I hope he's in heaven five minutes before the devil knows he's dead. |
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May 26th, 2012, 06:10 AM | #1619 | |
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Granted. The Devil was looking for a new avatar for Sweatyhat at the time. I wish the Devil doesn't get angry at me for outing him.
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May 26th, 2012, 02:17 PM | #1620 |
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Granted. As long as you agree to a 1000 demon gang bang. And by "agree," it means being forcibly strapped down, spread-eagled, for maximum access.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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