Worst Tattoo Ever ? - Page 8

MaxJoker · June 12th, 2013, 04:15 PM

Finally an answer for all those times we`ve yawningly banged away.

Some reading matter

As hey i`ve never known a woman yet who didn`t complain about me spreading a copy of the Sporting Life out on her back

Still that girl is nowhere near remotely as classy as this next babe

Exactly , now please excuse me while i book the church

MaxJoker · July 12th, 2013, 05:53 PM

Hmmmm ,actually i don`t know

Because at least this typically demon spawn woman is honest enough to admit what`s really deep inside her

Oh and no, i don`t mean that rampant rascal Mal

I know , what a tattoo

Shows she`s .............

An honest woman

In other words

Go rent those tuxedos fellow members, as i`ve already booked the church

MaxJoker · September 6th, 2013, 02:39 PM

Just want to type here and now that i`ve nothing against tattoos whatsoever.

In fact they can be bloody amazing and kinda cool, plus i`ve dated women with them.

Only , i mean.

Come on

That brunette bint from Girls Aloud

You remember, the one who sings the poorest.

Her "New rear look" still baffles me.

Because she`ll never see it ,although somebody else damn well will.

Hey all i can say is i feel sorry for the guy who`s humping her ,as what hetro bloke wants to look at a female bottom he can`t actually properly make out thanks to the damn flowers

**Mal Hombre** · September 18th, 2013, 05:14 AM

**exfarmer** · October 10th, 2013, 03:03 PM

Seriously wtf!!!???

At least he's being honest I suppose.

Ben Panced · October 12th, 2013, 02:44 PM

Jayzus. This is a horrifying thread. Devo was right. Mankind is devolving at a terrifying rate.

When I was a young man the only people who had tattoos were (1) ex-cons, (2) bikers, and (3) exceptionally hard-assed marines and sailors. It should have stayed that way.

I recently stumbled across a video where the guy had a huge tattoo of Aqua Teens' goddamn Master Shake - with a fucking chainsaw - inked on his body. Could you possibly BE a bigger moron? Is there a more profound retard in the universe? Probably, but my, isn't that going to look nice when you're 50? Bless your tiny little pin head. And I like ATHF. What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

The only conceivably acceptable tattoo on a woman is a little chili pepper or flower on the butt or bikini area and even that should be discouraged.

MaxJoker · November 18th, 2013, 04:32 PM

For the first what can you say.

Other than it was nice of the Tattooist to ink the child as if it`d been stillborn

Still that`s as nothing compared to the "Artist" who marked this man with an exact image of his lady love.

As she`d have looked after dead five years.

Mind could always be worse

Which brings us onto this darling

Yeah i know what you`re all thinking.

Only hands off

This obviously sane normal girl is mine and mine alone ok !..

Well why not ? , i`ve dated far worse

**Jeff Vader** · November 18th, 2013, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The are of losing while 'winning' ?

MaxJoker · November 18th, 2013, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

The are of losing while 'winning' ?

Do you mind

You`re talking about the future mother of my, errrr my, eeeer , own freak show

Although don`t worry folks, as my fellow forum members get a fifty percent discount and a free sick bag

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Worst Tattoo Ever ? Hmmmm ,actually i don`t know Because at least this typically demon spawn woman is honest enough to admit what`s really deep inside her Oh and no, i don`t mean that rampant rascal Mal I know , what a tattoo Shows she`s ............. An honest woman In other words Go rent those tuxedos fellow members, as i`ve already booked the church __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Just want to type here and now that i`ve nothing against tattoos whatsoever. In fact they can be bloody amazing and kinda cool, plus i`ve dated women with them. Only , i mean. Come on That brunette bint from Girls Aloud You remember, the one who sings the poorest. Her "New rear look" still baffles me. Because she`ll never see it ,although somebody else damn well will. Hey all i can say is i feel sorry for the guy who`s humping her ,as what hetro bloke wants to look at a female bottom he can`t actually properly make out thanks to the damn flowers __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 12th, 2013, 02:44 PM	#77
Ben Panced Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33 Thanks: 111 Thanked 297 Times in 29 Posts	Jayzus. This is a horrifying thread. Devo was right. Mankind is devolving at a terrifying rate. When I was a young man the only people who had tattoos were (1) ex-cons, (2) bikers, and (3) exceptionally hard-assed marines and sailors. It should have stayed that way. I recently stumbled across a video where the guy had a huge tattoo of Aqua Teens' goddamn Master Shake - with a fucking chainsaw - inked on his body. Could you possibly BE a bigger moron? Is there a more profound retard in the universe? Probably, but my, isn't that going to look nice when you're 50? Bless your tiny little pin head. And I like ATHF. What the fuck is wrong with people these days? The only conceivably acceptable tattoo on a woman is a little chili pepper or flower on the butt or bikini area and even that should be discouraged. Last edited by Ben Panced; October 13th, 2013 at 05:49 PM..

November 18th, 2013, 04:32 PM	#78
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	For the first what can you say. Other than it was nice of the Tattooist to ink the child as if it`d been stillborn Still that`s as nothing compared to the "Artist" who marked this man with an exact image of his lady love. As she`d have looked after dead five years. Mind could always be worse Which brings us onto this darling Yeah i know what you`re all thinking. Only hands off This obviously sane normal girl is mine and mine alone ok !.. Well why not ? , i`ve dated far worse __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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