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Old September 27th, 2017, 02:56 AM   #11
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Old September 27th, 2017, 06:18 AM   #12
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I said lie, not tell the truth.
If this thread gets long, guaranteed it will not be 100% lies. Not that anyone will know the diff.

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"Tygrkhat40 secretly switched allegiance to Pittsburgh Steelers on Jan. 31, 1994. After priest assured him "Man was not put on Earth to suffer so much, my son."
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Old September 27th, 2017, 07:27 AM   #13
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Old September 27th, 2017, 10:46 AM   #14
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Palo5 isn't Russian, He's from Barnsley in Yorkshire..
Palo5 .... damn he's the only true descendant of the Romanov Dynasty and lives on Park Avenue in NY, plus is the head of a multi trillion dollar Apple Empire and actually does the whipping in Chinese sweat shop factories Capitalist swine
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Old September 27th, 2017, 03:50 PM   #15
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Estreeter thinks tobacco is the root of all evil in this world. He has dedicated his entire life to educating the people of his native Clarenville, Newfoundland, about the hazards of nicotine.
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Bloke57 is really only bloke50. He is prone to exaggerate a tad.
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Old September 27th, 2017, 04:03 PM   #17
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"Tygrkhat40 secretly switched allegiance to Pittsburgh Steelers on Jan. 31, 1994. After priest assured him "Man was not put on Earth to suffer so much, my son."
There are two lies in that statement. First it wasn't the Steelers, it was the Cleveland Browns and second, it wasn't a priest who advised me, it was a rabbi.

So there.
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Bloke57 is really only bloke50. He is prone to exaggerate a tad.
He's not bloke57 , he is in fact a She-Bloke69
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