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July 28th, 2014, 05:37 PM | #21 |
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July 28th, 2014, 06:02 PM | #22 |
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Wanna watch aunt Joni die?
http://youtu.be/sx_rfP773mE ps she doesn't really die, and she's not my aunt! |
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August 4th, 2014, 04:24 AM | #24 |
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August 4th, 2014, 05:32 AM | #26 |
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My last hospital visit
Last week I ended up in hospital some type of bowel obstruction (no I wasn't walking around my house naked and accidentally slipped on a G.I. Joe action figure) and I was in agony. Gave me some pain relief and I went to sleep. The next day this absolute beautiful Chinese doctor came in and said she wanted to check me out. I said ok. Next thing I know my shorts are down I'm in a fetal position and she slides a finger up my arse. I thought ok cool I can cross this one off my bucket list.. Next day another beautiful Chinese doctor came in it must of been her younger sister as she looked exactly the same but just a little sexier. She was a Gastroenterologist and she said she needed to give me an enema some type of drug shoved up my butt I thought cool ok. So I got ready for this sexy asian Dr. and next thing you know this big fat old white nurse came in and shoved it so hard up my arse and squeezed. It fucking hurt so much. I think this was pay back for all the times her husband brutally fucked her up the arse and she probably does it this way to all men...
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When I was a teenager me and my 2 older brother's had a dog that was supposed to be an Irish Wolfhound X. Don't know what it was crossed with but I think it was a Blue Heeler. The dog was medium sized but weighed about 40 or 50 kg's very solid. It loved a good fight but wasn't viscous unless provoked then it was viscous really viscous.. One day I was changing channels on the T.V. (pre remote days) and my oldest bro was sitting on the floor with his back against the lounge suite. The dog came walking in and was between us. My bro got the bottom of his feet and pushed (not kicked) the dog into me. I had this 40 or 50 kilo dog slam into me. i was like WTF.. Then the dog got angry and started growling. Now this is where the funny and painful part starts. The dog using dog logic instead of attacking the perpetrator my older bro for pushing her into me got angry with me the completely innocent one. She started to growl so he pushed her again and she attacked me. I was being bit really hard but also laughing so hard because of the dogs stupidity for attacking the wrong person. I could not defend myself as I was laughing so much and it made me weak.. My hands and arms were so scarred up after that..
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I have always liked too see funny accidents. Before I got my first computer I rented those "jackass" movies. When I got my first computer I would every day see on youtube.com the Ray William Johnson show called equals 3. He would have three 1-2 minute videos of funny accidents filmed all over the world.
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