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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 565. You may not vote on this poll

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Old November 30th, 2013, 03:32 PM   #141
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Kim kardashian, tooooooooooooooo overrated, very plastic and that's not healthy for my dick (Bp plastic), and hering her nasally fry voice while doing her,,,,,,,"hell no"! She never will make my nature rise,,, ever!
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How did Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell not make this poll? I mean come on they are a hell of a lot more unfuckable than some on the poll list. If push came to shove, no pun intended, I would definitely do Paris Hilton and Posh before either of those two.
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