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October 8th, 2018, 01:30 PM | #2721 |
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No can't believe that then triggered an aurgument either ! . As isn't the most important thing being Granny dramatically increasing her daily protein intake ?
4959 ~ Of course I like your family. Especially granny. Wow and what she`s able to do with her teeth out
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October 8th, 2018, 02:00 PM | #2722 |
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4960 Anal beads 10 speed vibrator gimp mask fucking machine you want me to use them on ya all at once won't it be a problem for me if it's found out by the RSPCA
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October 9th, 2018, 09:46 PM | #2723 |
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4961. Woman meets up with a Chinese man and they are making love for the first time.
She turns to him and says breathlessly "Do you fancy a 69"? He looks astonished and replies "I am not getting my wok out at this time of the night"! The oldies are the best.
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October 10th, 2018, 01:15 PM | #2724 |
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Uggggh the least should could have done was shave her balls
4962 ~ No. Thank you. As in "No thank you !"
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October 22nd, 2018, 02:16 PM | #2725 |
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4963 You want me to make your ass bleed OK Be back in a minute, the axe is in the shed.
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October 22nd, 2018, 03:14 PM | #2726 |
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Yes I`m shocked she suddenly dropped all talk of one day getting married too
4964 ~ My surname ? , erm .... Izzacunt
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October 22nd, 2018, 03:30 PM | #2727 |
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4965 After this, at least one of us will end up in a lunatic asylum
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October 22nd, 2018, 03:43 PM | #2728 |
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4966 Can we hurry it up? I have to be back in the halfway house in an hour.
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October 23rd, 2018, 01:58 PM | #2729 |
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4967 Please darling, stop farting while I'm pumping
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October 23rd, 2018, 02:07 PM | #2730 |
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4968 Honey I want to cum quicker than I can scull a beer
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