Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[BondJmsBond]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

the hot high piss

Google, as I'm sure you can imagine, gave me unhelpful information on this

What does it mean? - from context I'm thinking an arrogant attitude?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Is that a tattoo of a leg, on a leg? Isn't that a bit pointless?

Yep

Sort of looks like it might be of more than legs
I guess
Although if so that has to be one hell of a tattoo and must lead up to her armpit.
Only thinking this as exactly , what would be the point of having legs tattooed on your leg

Originally Posted by rosestone

And somewhat akin to Jeremy from Peep Show planning to get a tattoo on his chest of his own face.

Hey that`s not as bad an idea as it sounds.
In another five years I intend to get a tattoo of my face , put on my face.
Only of me thirty years younger

Originally Posted by rosestone

This thread should be renamed 'Dating site women and their odd tattoos and inability to close a toilet lid'. If I had a profile on a dating site I'd write 'please don't contact me unless you post a clear picture and it isn't taken in front of an open hole to a sewer. Ta.'

Point taken
I`ll have a snoop and see if I can't find a female who`d meet with a general thumbs up from us all.
Rather than a finger down our collective throat

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

What does it mean? - from context I'm thinking an arrogant attitude?

An arrogant woman

Could there be such a creature

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Point taken
I`ll have a snoop and see if I can't find a female who`d meet with a general thumbs up from us all.
Rather than a finger down our collective throat

Rather than hijacking this thread with my bizarre germaphobic peccadillos, maybe I should start a new thread called 'Lid up or down?' Where I challenge members to guess before revealing the whole photo whether a lass is a thumbs up or consigned forever to my 'could never shake hands with, never mind kiss (as if she cares)' pile.



It would be like The Hunger Games, only infinitely crapper and weirder

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

germaphobic peccadillos

Gesundheit Mate

Originally Posted by rosestone

maybe I should start a new thread called 'Lid up or down?'

Well it get`s my backing
Although be prepared for certain deliberately sarcastic sods (No relation ) to post images of girls with their eyes closed on it

[the_knicker_inspector]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Even I`m lost for words at this one

As James Bond once said: "I must be dreaming."

[the_knicker_inspector]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

You guys are unfair, inside is a beautiful woman . . .

Unfortunately, inside every fat woman is an even fatter woman trying to get out.

[Leprechaun]

From A German dating site ... I just stumpled over this sweetie (unfortunately just in a metaphorical sense).

Sophie Marceau's 7 years younger sister?



By the way, she's divorced.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Leprechaun

Sophie Marceau's 7 years younger sister?

By the way, she's divorced.

Hmmm aren't those photos of photos
Nope, don't trust her

Nor am I going to send a third (Typically delightfully amusing) message to this woman either



"Loves a sense of humour more than anything and always reply's to thoughtful imaginative messages"

Yeah sure you do



Anyway I much prefer this Norwich based Fremen bright eyed girl



So send a message you urge



Would if she didn't want children


However if she`d typed that was willing to adopt a big kid

[Leprechaun]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Hmmm aren't those photos of photos
Nope, don't trust her

Good point!

Why should you take photos of photos when you just could use the self-timer of your camera?

Maybe her ex-husband stole the self-timer when he left?

So let's look at her self description:

"I'm searching for a man with a camera - because I miss my self-timer!"

Bingo!

Just joking!

At least I don't see much make up. WYSIWYG! Hopefully...

No surprises when trying to recognize her in the morning unvarnished...



Sorry gentlemen, before you ask (I bet you are really interested in dating her): unfortunately this girls isn't registered on a Dating website (as far as I know).

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

She's her new girlfriend and rang her doorbell just after this Voodoo Ritual some weeks ago...





Found her on a Dating website. On a Dating website! Are you kidding me?



She lives in the Ukraine. And I need some vacation... now!

Her details:

Age: 35
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Height: 5'5" (1 m 67 cm)
Weight: 122lbs (55.3 kg)
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Children: No children
Religion: Christian
Smoking: No
Drinking: No
Education: Higher education
Occupation: Fitness trainer
Languages: English, Russian

Here's her self description (no joking this time):

I can describe myself like a real woman, from hair till toes, I am kind, supportive and faithful. I don't build any illusions and always look on the things objectively. My life is series of changes and fightings. But in same time i am tender woman, who need love, support and care. I make decisions fast and rarely change them. I know what I want, I have goals and dreams. My friends say that I am easy going person, it is simple to find the common language with me. So, would you like to know me?

Ideal match description:

I want to built such relations where man and woman are like the one unit by they still keep their personalities. My man and me have to supplement each other, be always ready to help. People have to become better every day next to their beloved but not just stand on the one place. So we need to move, develop ourselves and expand the outlook. So, I don't need a prince , I need just a man , with good and bad, with his past to built together our future.

Nope, Nooooo! Too good to be true! What's the catch? She's one of those transforming aliens from 'Men In Black', right?



So I need to forget her after sex? And even need to forget the sex?

At least she doesn't want children....

[MaxJoker]

Complete innocent ,



Who hit the box that claims ,



She isn't looking for a serious relationship or any kind of commitment and wants to date guys between the ages of 18 and 24,



I call her a complete innocent as despite claiming what she does , looking for who she is and uploading mostly images of her cleavage she also doesn't ,



Understand why she receives so many sexual messages.
Dislikes them in fact.
Awwww.
Bless

Me (Yes him) what I don't understand is why so many of the women on POF are Pisces or Geminis

Seriously we`re talking about a star sign majority of seventy / thirty