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Originally Posted by MC Escort luv

Adore Janet Ellis, former Blue Peter presenter.
When I was a teen, I used to fantasize that she was presenting Blue Peter just before Christmas, and was going to demonstrate to the boys how to make a gift for the girl in your life.
So she asked all the wives/girlfriends to leave the room so the surprise wasn't spoiled.
But then she would say, actually boys it is a present for you, not the girls.
And she would then sit on the presenters sofa, hitch her skirt up, spread her legs and masturbate, encouraging all the boys to wank over her.

So when I saw this pic today, there was no doubt what I was going to do.
Explosive ending, just as it was back then



Thanks to OP

Fantastic reminder MC. I recall "easing the pressure in my pants" over the delectable Janet too. Bit difficult to time though, as I still lived at home and had a younger sister - ensuring she and mother were out of the room twice a week for BP was not easy - but boy! was it worth it. Pity it was just too early for VCRs!

[profvolup]

So this pic is really a great 'litmus test' for us wide figure lovers.

Originally Posted by SexObjex

And here is the remainder: ... ...

You've heard me say I love my women either hourglass or top heavy apple, with as ample chest w/hanging breast as hips w/jutting ass, although less of the latter in the case of the apple. I also want to see a very small midsection, and those hips that start high up.

This woman is a bit far from that. She's more straight than hourglass, even though she has a bit of an indention at her midsection, and her hips do start high, right at where her index finger is on her sides, making her hands semi-horizontal. And let's face it, if her inner curve of her breasts were closer together, with more of a cleavage line instead of so split, those breasts might be another 2 cups and twice the volume.

But you know what? And this is the litmus test ...

I'd still want to bed this woman more than a lot of thin models. She's not my ideal of packed or otherwise wide hourglass, and she may not age as good as them either. But there's just something about putting my hands on those sides, just like where here's are at, and slamming myself into her.

And she has enough breast to satisfy, even if there are plenty of examples of women with a larger rack for those proportions. I'd love to run my hands up and down those sides as I'm one with her, and when I get close, do what I love to do ... cup those breasts, one in each hand, and explode deep inside her.

I totally understand if not all men feel this way, even men that like wider, fuller, "Powerglass" figures like I do. I fully admit this woman is not a 'poster model' of my type either. But with a sweet profile atop and an even sweeter personality, I could be married to a woman with this body, and be eternally satisfied. Yes, more than a lot of thin models out there.

Just my view. Anyone else with me?

[caboosier]

Originally Posted by SexObjex

And here is the remainder:

...immediately reminded me of Tracey West


who I have posted about more than a few times

[SexObjex]

Revision, March 2018: I deduped the entire gallery and uploaded it to Pixhost, which is a better image hosting service (fewer lost pictures, .zipped galleries).

215 images in this gallery (pixhost.to)

The entire library (March 2013 to February 2018) is linked here.

Feel free to PM me for any model IDs.

Original post follows:

Alright, after a long and complicated audit of my porn collection — which I’ll get to momentarily — we now return to our regularly scheduled Hot Pink.

Viewed in order (and the galleries are arranged that way) it's a window into what grabbed my attention at that point in time. I’m sharing it to see if it resonates with others.

And now here's Hot Pink for June 2015, first of two parts, 214 images in all. The remaining 64 images will follow. Enjoy!

[SexObjex]

And here is the rest of the 215.

[andix]

Tonights load shot over this lovely

[SexObjex]

Thank you for joining this call. We're pleased to present our annual collections report. It shows a robust growth not only in volume and quality.

While we are challenged to expand capacity in the very near term and supply appropriate backup soon after that, we believe we have one of the strongest asset portfolios in digital pornography available.

Here are the highlights from our audit, completed per the custom on Valentine's Day.

/dims lights


(Lucy L'Vette/Digital Desire]

• Images: 5,840,202 (3.03 TB)
• Videos: 22,215 (4.99 TB)
• Total: 8.02 TB

(Wow! That’s a lot of porn! / Samantha Boik, Denver Broncos Cheerleaders)

• Average images downloaded per day: 3,255 (1.69 GB)
• Average image size: 519 KB

Jenna Haze in Just Jenna (Jules Jordan Video, 2010)

• Average videos downloaded per day: 12.3 (2.59 GB)
• Average video size: 214.23 MB

(Tessa Fowler)

• Storage capacity: 8.5 TB
• Average daily download: 4.16 GB
• Days until capacity exhausted: 98 (May 24, 2018)

(Morgan Welsh and Michelle Douglas of the LSU Golden Girls danceline)

• Total slideshow length (3 sec. per image): 202 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes, 6 seconds
• Total video length: 194 days, 0 hours, 39 minutes, 12 seconds
• Total masturbation session: 1 year, 31 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 18 seconds.

(Gina LaMarca/Penthouse)

Theoretical measurements:

• Orgasms (1 per 20 min., assumed; this is also expressed as the danni, explained here): 28,570
• Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in L): 105.71
• Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in US gallons): 27.92

(Tobi Pacific/Cum on Her Face.com)

As you can see we outperformed our acquisitions projection of last year, which had us maximizing capacity sometime by July. In reality storage was exhausted two weeks ago and while some savings have been realized through duplication reduction, new drive capacity is urgent and is currently being explored.

Nonetheless, every byte is backed up. We're confident that if a major incident were to occur — war, zombie outbreak, the end of the Internet as we know it — we are prepared.

Here are six images that are 519 KB, the average image size of the collection.




And here are two videos that match the average video size. Credit to original uploaders.

Houston, in "Sweet Surrender." (originally posted 1-10-2012 by ricky101, now rehosted by me on MediaFire)



And Colleen Brennan in "She Loves the Four-X Feeling" originally uploaded 10-18-2016 by lameneshma.

Originally Posted by lameneshma

Colleen Brennan - She Loves the Four-X Feeling

Scene 3





Screens



Download link
http://k2s.cc/file/17a89dcb35c48

[SexObjex]

I have a peculiar way of sorting my library but the go-to list — which is somewhat arbitrary, involves both vintage and modern models, girls with very long catalogs and some with fewer than 100 images — is called Pussy Goddesses. There are 73 in that pantheon as of right now, but it is in need of an update and reclassification.

I dated a librarian several years ago and she helped me organize my porn, believe it or not. It was so much fun. "If you like big tits, you should have girls organized by big tits," she said matter-of-factly. It was all about knowing where to find things, rather than classification for classification's sake. But I like the idea of a Dewey decimal system for porn. That, however, would be a yearslong project.

My girlfriend was an absolute doppelganger for Rebekah Dee, who cannot be posted here. Please trust me that is the truth, and yes, that includes her wonderful breasts. We split years ago, amicably, after realizing we couldn't be compatible for long term. But fucking her was so much fun. Sigh, the memories.

[SexObjex]

Second part, images 106-210

[SexObjex]

Third part, images 211-313