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February 12th, 2018, 12:59 AM | #7851 | |
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Oh God, no, not that
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Laura Vikmanis (google "cheerleader MILF" and thank me later) wrote a biography in which she offered her thoughts on porn. She came to realize men sought out porn not because they were unfaithful, but because they wanted variety. I'm not paying for a cumshot for a specific picture, I'm paying for a cumshot for a variety of pictures, or movies, etc. Again, all of this is offered in a good-natured way. /tips beer BTW here's Laura, in costume on the field and then for her swimsuit calendar shoot, slathered with almond oil, big plastic boobies jutting out ... NNNNNNNHHHHHHH does she do it for me.
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February 12th, 2018, 05:58 AM | #7852 | |
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The Danni
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"If topless modelling was Classic Rock, Danni Ashe would be Led Zeppelin" These are the first sets of hers that I saw and I became almost instantly addicted to her. I admit, I'm a bit of a Danni bore. I searched this thread for my own entries and found that I've mentioned or posted pictures of her at least 30 times! She's like the gold standard when it comes to big titters. She's a reliable fluffer that I've included in many a delightful session. I usually come for the boobs but stay for the blonde pussy. I've just treated myself to over two solid hours of Danni but it's not nearly enough. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow... |
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February 12th, 2018, 06:47 AM | #7853 |
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The Danni it is
Once I get this hard drive replacement ordered and everything filed, backed up and cataloged I'll derive the proper amount (in MB) of porn it takes to get a horny guy off when he's going through his favorites folder with time to spare.
Anyway, soon we'll all be saying "I have X Dannis of good stroke material on my drive," or "My favorites folder is roughly Y Dannis" or "I edged through a slideshow roughly Z Dannis before I splattered the floor." Then someone will make a joke about it in an Oscars monologue, and we'll be bigtime. Gratuitous stroke pics to stay on topic: A drenched Donna Ewin with water beading on her amazing tits; Penthouse plaything Tiffany Stevens; peaches-and-cream all-American NFL cheerleader and 2016 Miss Mississippi USA Haley Sowers and pussy goddess Taylor Hayes spreading for Suze Randall
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February 12th, 2018, 08:46 AM | #7854 |
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My porn folder favorites (hear me out)
Revision, March 2018: I deduped the entire gallery and uploaded it to Pixhost, which is a better image hosting service (fewer lost pictures, .zipped galleries).
221 images in this gallery (pixhost.to) The entire library (March 2013 to February 2018) is linked here. Feel free to PM me for any model IDs. Original post follows: The amusing discussion of the Gallon Club (and now its official weight and measure, the Danni!) brought me back to participating here instead of lurking. If it’s OK I’d like to rekindle the Hot Pink posts I did about a year ago. I started posting the random photos out of my favorites folder by month. It got some stares, some people (can’t blame them) thought I was hijacking the thread, but moderators, after a few tense PMs, allowed it as long as I kept the volume reasonable. Still, I don’t want to overrun anyone. I won’t do this more than once a day. Hot Pink of March 2013 to December 2014 was posted over a two week stretch at the end of 2016 — and then PimpAndHost decided to fuck with its UI for reasons unknown and beneficial to no one, which took me out of updating it. But now I have the collection on another image hosting service. Hot Pink has no theme other than it’s a linear timeline of sexy porn that caught my eye on a particular day in the described month. It’s the most representative snapshot of my voluminous collection. Viewed in order (and the galleries are arranged that way) it's a window into what was getting me hard at that point in time. I decided to share it just to see if any of it resonated with others. And now here's Hot Pink for January 2015, first of two parts, 221 images in all.
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February 12th, 2018, 08:48 AM | #7855 |
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Hot Pink, January 2015, 2/2
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February 12th, 2018, 10:51 AM | #7856 |
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Today's wank inspirations:
Thanks to the OPS Whilst we are at it, all this "gallon club" chat set me thinking. I've been wanking since 1975 - 43 years. In my early days I'd often wank 3 or 4 times a day, and sometimes cum 5 or so times in a session. As I get older, things have steadied a bit, but I think I must have cum, one the average, say 350 times a year. That's 15,050 orgasms. Not boasting, but I think that the 3.7cc average is well below my average, but I will take that: so I have cum about 55.6 Litres of spunk in my days - and that includes that that's gone up pussies etc. as well as wanking. So I'm at around 12.2 Imperial gallons, or nearly 14.7 US Gallons. Incidentally, 1 average ejaculation contains, I hear 100 million viable sperms. so I've shot about 1500 Billion of the old swimmers, enough, in theory, to have got every woman on the planet of fertile age (and it seems there are about 2 billion of them between about 18 and 45), pregnant - 750 times over! Blimey. Back to the girls, and to putting the total up a little!
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February 12th, 2018, 03:06 PM | #7857 |
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February 12th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #7858 | ||
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One Pic Says It All: Pet Tiffany Stevens
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I only wish her short blonde hair was brunette, and matching that full bush of hers. I totally go nuts for a classic brunette with matching bush. But other than that, she is total perfection, as this high cut teddy, what I call 'the great exposé,' shows in just one, single pic ... I'm a body man, and I love wide figures. The more extreme, the better. Ms. Stevens was listed as 40-24-35", a perfect hourglass, maybe even with a bit of top heavy apple tendency. But the cowgirl riding thighs and cum siphoning hips I've come to adore with that matching, wide, full, voluminous, hanging chest, pretty much sells her as a solid hourglass, maybe just a bit stockier than typical, modelish height. It wasn't long into my teenage years that I realized the wider the body, the more I loved a teddy on it. It was only refined over many years, from my first F cup girlfriend at age 15-16, to the first pictures I saw of Petra Verkiak to the gymnist that took my vaginal virginity to my wife in the first lingerie I saw her in, as well as on our wedding night ... that there's just something about a piece of clothing, see-thru or not, that 'hugs' the sides of a woman, and very high. A real woman in my book, has her 'hips' start way, way high, and fan out down below. Any body that starts to curve out that high and in a teddy that exposes it, is the ultimate. But that's not all I want ... since I'm extremely picky and demanding. When I'm holding a woman at such a high mid-section, I want a woman with breasts that 'flop over' the sensitive back of my hands. That's why I love hourglasses or, if I cannot get a hourglass, a top heavy apple. Most top heavy apples still have hips that come out by their late 20s, even if their asses are flatter and don't jut out as much. I guess that's why I'm a sucker for a stocky, wide and top heavy 'Shotglass' woman with a good set of hips into her 30s as much as a slender, tall, but wide hourglass with a great matching bust in her 'Powerglass' too. Just the fantasy of a babe who has a teddy on, and either unsnaps its crotch or, if not an option, pulls it to the side as she slides down my cock, has always set me off. It's how I lost my vaginal virginity before I could even protest if we were 'going too fast.' It's how my wife mounted me on honeymoon for our consummation. I might be more of a relaxing spoon position lover or even intimate, sitting up missionary man, in my relationship and fantasies now ... but when it comes to my 'first time' with a babe, the teddy and her squatting down to let me spear her as she lowers herself will always be the first way I want to 'explore' penetration with a new babe. And here, this one pic, says it all with Ms. Stevens ... even though I've nutted to her before. It's like I'm discovering her 'new,' as I drop my Fleshlight down my vertical member. Although if you're a rear lover, I won't leave you hanging ... In fact, there's no greater fantasy I'd have than to 'discover' Ms. Stevens already 'filled,' and as she unsnaps/side-pulls her teddy, to see your cum clump and then drip out all over my member, providing the 'lube' she's gonna want when she gets my thick girth and massive, oversized helmet into her underneath. So please do fill her for me studs, with her ass arched up high, and then returning her teddy back over her slit, so it keeps your load packed in there very well!
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February 13th, 2018, 05:01 AM | #7859 |
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Hot Pink, February 2015 1/2
Revision, March 2018: I deduped the entire gallery and uploaded it to Pixhost, which is a better image hosting service (fewer lost pictures, .zipped galleries).
213 images in this gallery (pixhost.to) The entire library (March 2013 to February 2018) is linked here. Feel free to PM me for any model IDs. Original post follows: OK everyone, it’s time for the next month of my porn favorites folder. Here’s Hot Pink for February 2015. Viewed in order (and the galleries are arranged that way) it's a window into what was getting me hard at that point in time. I decided to share it just to see if any of it resonated with others. And now here's Hot Pink for February 2015, first of two parts, 213 images in all.
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February 13th, 2018, 05:03 AM | #7860 |
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Hot Pink, February 2015 2/2
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