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**TCO95** · September 4th, 2011, 08:41 PM

How hungry was the first person to eat a cow's tongue?

I have never had the urge to eat anything that can lick me on the way down!

MisterMacky · September 4th, 2011, 08:42 PM

Why do I love brunettes over blondes and redheads?

**Warren G** · September 5th, 2011, 08:15 AM

Why do we want to eat a dead cow, or chicken, or pig...but not a dog? Or dead people?

Alright, I know the answer to that...let's move on...

Oh, and who was the first person to look at a broken chicken egg, and think..."oh, look, there's a dead embryo...I wonder what it tastes like?"

Back to dead people..very interesting. Why do we look at a dead person in a casket, and say..."oh, he looks good". No he don't. He looks dead.

And here's a weird one...why is it when someone's alive, we may love him, (or her), and like being close to him, but the minute after he dies he becomes repulsive to us? When he was alive and we thought of him, we thought..."yeah, good old Jimmy"...but after he dies, and we think of him, we think.."ew..he's dead". That's all we can think of. He's a corpse. He's a rotting piece of meat. We don't want to think about him the same way anymore. He's not "good old Jimmy" anymore, he's dead.

Well, you said random, so.... Ok, I gotta' go get another drink. Here's to Jimmy.

**sweatyhat** · September 6th, 2011, 03:40 PM

Don't you think Krazy Kolonel Gaddafi has the face of an ageing rock star marked by years of substance abuse?
I wonder if he's had botox?

**anklebiter** · September 6th, 2011, 06:27 PM

If you're peeing in the urinal next to me, there's no reason to breathe loud.You're taking a piss for God's sake.It makes me uncomfortable.
If you're using the next stall, I don't want to hear you grunt, groan, or again, breathing too loud.
I go quietly ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC. Please show me the same courtesy.

**TCO95** · September 9th, 2011, 04:27 PM

Do dolphins speak whale and vice versa?

**Sir Spender** · September 12th, 2011, 08:46 AM

When I open my User CP, here at VEF, to view my subscribed threads, I always seem to leave my favourite threads until last ?
A bit like opening your biggest birthday present last, when you were a kid?

**sweatyhat** · September 13th, 2011, 08:12 PM

Why can't smoke alarms only start emitting low battery beeps during daylight hours?

**Brecht** · September 13th, 2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Don't you think Krazy Kolonel Gaddafi has the face of an ageing rock star marked by years of substance abuse?
I wonder if he's had botox?

I'm sure he had. Looks like he got lots of advice by Cher.

**rotobott** · September 13th, 2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baldbeaver

When I open my User CP, here at VEF, to view my subscribed threads, I always seem to leave my favourite threads until last ?
A bit like opening your biggest birthday present last, when you were a kid?

Only to find.

DID SHE EVER DO ANAL

September 4th, 2011, 08:42 PM	#102
MisterMacky Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 573 Thanks: 1,529 Thanked 4,514 Times in 537 Posts	Why do I love brunettes over blondes and redheads? Last edited by MisterMacky; September 4th, 2011 at 09:26 PM..

September 5th, 2011, 08:15 AM	#103
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	Why do we want to eat a dead cow, or chicken, or pig...but not a dog? Or dead people? Alright, I know the answer to that...let's move on... Oh, and who was the first person to look at a broken chicken egg, and think..."oh, look, there's a dead embryo...I wonder what it tastes like?" Back to dead people..very interesting. Why do we look at a dead person in a casket, and say..."oh, he looks good". No he don't. He looks dead. And here's a weird one...why is it when someone's alive, we may love him, (or her), and like being close to him, but the minute after he dies he becomes repulsive to us? When he was alive and we thought of him, we thought..."yeah, good old Jimmy"...but after he dies, and we think of him, we think.."ew..he's dead". That's all we can think of. He's a corpse. He's a rotting piece of meat. We don't want to think about him the same way anymore. He's not "good old Jimmy" anymore, he's dead. Well, you said random, so.... Ok, I gotta' go get another drink. Here's to Jimmy. Last edited by Warren G; December 20th, 2011 at 09:15 AM.. Reason: left out a n..is this really necessary?

September 6th, 2011, 03:40 PM	#104
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	Don't you think Krazy Kolonel Gaddafi has the face of an ageing rock star marked by years of substance abuse? I wonder if he's had botox? __________________

September 13th, 2011, 08:12 PM	#108
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	Why can't smoke alarms only start emitting low battery beeps during daylight hours? __________________

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September 4th, 2011, 08:41 PM	#101
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	How hungry was the first person to eat a cow's tongue? I have never had the urge to eat anything that can lick me on the way down!

September 6th, 2011, 06:27 PM	#105
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	If you're peeing in the urinal next to me, there's no reason to breathe loud.You're taking a piss for God's sake.It makes me uncomfortable. If you're using the next stall, I don't want to hear you grunt, groan, or again, breathing too loud. I go quietly ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC. Please show me the same courtesy.

September 9th, 2011, 04:27 PM	#106
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Do dolphins speak whale and vice versa?

September 12th, 2011, 08:46 AM	#107
Sir Spender Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: 50, Shades Greyer,Smutville,UK Posts: 1,870 Thanks: 37,149 Thanked 66,694 Times in 1,869 Posts	When I open my User CP, here at VEF, to view my subscribed threads, I always seem to leave my favourite threads until last ? A bit like opening your biggest birthday present last, when you were a kid?