What if you lived in Australia? - Page 664

**trailmaster** · November 30th, 2017, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

What

No story about 2 male quokkas and a dildo

That's sick

Please confine all anal jokes to the off topic thread or else!

Estreeter · November 30th, 2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Please confine all anal jokes to the off topic thread or else!

Tempting

**judy84** · November 30th, 2017, 08:14 PM

That weather map doesn't look god for the cricket....or maybe good from England's point of view.

**Sir Honkers** · November 30th, 2017, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Youself, MBoater and I could be swimming for real next 3 days, what are they predicting in rain starting late tonight, 3 months worth in 2 or 3 days

Here comes the start of it, looks like about 2 hours away

It's pissing down here at the moment and we had our first power blackout in I dunno how long.

**zeus64** · November 30th, 2017, 10:02 PM

a hot meal on a rainy day is what we need mates ...

if wolverine eats quokka meat pie's ... that good enough for me ...

**blondifan** · December 1st, 2017, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

... just another goofy , dumb, useless story that solves nothing.

Mate, if goofy, dumb, useless stories solved anything, maybe we wouldn't have a disgruntled ex PM getting paid 100k to deny the existence of climate change.

**Arturo2nd** · December 1st, 2017, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

Mate, if goofy, dumb, useless stories solved anything, maybe we wouldn't have a disgruntled ex PM getting paid 100k to deny the existence of climate change.

The weather map appears to be a wee bit inconvenient for said ex PM

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Originally Posted by waycha

if wolverine eats quokka meat pie's ... that good enough for me ...

He might do better with quokka meat if he could tell a possum from a quokka.

**zeus64** · December 1st, 2017, 06:56 AM

Brian249

He might do better with quokka meat if he could tell a possum from a quokka.

personally ... i'd rather try baby quokka ..
i would think the meat would be more tender ...

ok mates ! ... this ain't funny ..who hide my medical marijuana card ... damn it!!!

**trailmaster** · December 1st, 2017, 11:57 AM

Kevin here. There is no point in you guys yakking about eating quokkas. They are protected on Rottnest Island. Now, more than ever, ever since an evil tourist(from France) tried to light a quokka up and use it as a flaming football. That tourist is now doing hard time in a French prison camp. If anyone now tries to even touch the friendliest animal in the world(quokkas) you will be thrown into an Australian prison and beaten every day by the guards!

Estreeter · December 1st, 2017, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here.

G'Day Kev

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

you will be thrown into an Australian prison and beaten every day by the guards!

Small price to pay

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November 30th, 2017, 08:14 PM	#6633
judy84 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Wilts Posts: 2,008 Thanks: 34,481 Thanked 21,442 Times in 2,021 Posts	That weather map doesn't look god for the cricket....or maybe good from England's point of view.

November 30th, 2017, 10:02 PM	#6635
zeus64 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 12,293 Thanks: 458,536 Thanked 216,752 Times in 11,748 Posts	a hot meal on a rainy day is what we need mates ... if wolverine eats quokka meat pie's ... that good enough for me ...

December 1st, 2017, 06:56 AM	#6638
zeus64 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 12,293 Thanks: 458,536 Thanked 216,752 Times in 11,748 Posts	Brian249 He might do better with quokka meat if he could tell a possum from a quokka. personally ... i'd rather try baby quokka .. i would think the meat would be more tender ... ok mates ! ... this ain't funny ..who hide my medical marijuana card ... damn it!!!

December 1st, 2017, 11:57 AM	#6639
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,211 Times in 60,071 Posts	Kevin here. There is no point in you guys yakking about eating quokkas. They are protected on Rottnest Island. Now, more than ever, ever since an evil tourist(from France) tried to light a quokka up and use it as a flaming football. That tourist is now doing hard time in a French prison camp. If anyone now tries to even touch the friendliest animal in the world(quokkas) you will be thrown into an Australian prison and beaten every day by the guards!