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Granted,You have all the powers of Superman with none of the vulnerabilities,But You also have His moral sense and can only use them in the defense of Truth,Justice and the American Way...
I wish I was My ideal weight....
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October 14th, 2011, 04:54 AM | #642 |
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Granted. You`re now ten feet tall , and so the idea weight. I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .
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Granted. However she is declared insane and now resides in a comfortably furnished room. I wish to be Kimberly's 'doctor' for her regular 'injections'... |
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I wish we didn`t overlap in grants
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Granted. Although you somehow end up in Greenmans hole instead , and man alive that`s black !. I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .
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She's devoted to the point of jealous paranoia. She keeps you imprisoned and hobbled like James Caan's character in the film Misery. I wish I could have the discipline to do some work. That's asking for it.
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Granted. Your new boss Madam Nut Cracker soon takes you in hand and sorts you out. I wish i could stop posting on this thread for at least five minutes.
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You've just had a five minute break (07.12 now) so now you're back on the merry-go-round for the next twelve hours. I wish I could avoid that customer who fancies me.
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Granted. I`ll just never visit your self service Dildo store ever again !. I wish i could read the thoughts of whomever i wanted.
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Granted but in order to have that ability, you relinquish the ability to have your own thoughts.
I wish that all tree hugging left wing save the whales no nukes activists would finally say Estreeter, you're right, we were wrong
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