The corrupt a wish game - Page 234

**luddite** · August 9th, 2014, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by larry74403

I wish my coworker would lose the ability to speak.

Granted, now you are both mimes working in Damascus.

I wish to see a mime step on a landmine to see if it will explode silently.

~~bigtrain45~~ · August 9th, 2014, 02:03 AM

Granted, but you are standing too close, in order to be sure of the silence, and you are killed as well. I wish to see if Amber Heard will do a sex tape with Woody Allen.

**HugoHackenbush** · August 9th, 2014, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Granted, but you are standing too close, in order to be sure of the silence, and you are killed as well. I wish to see if Amber Heard will do a sex tape with Woody Allen.

Granted. She says will do a sex tape with Woody Allen right after you make your sex tape with Woody Allen and it has been put on the internet.

I wish that drinking martinis increased my intelligence.

**luddite** · August 10th, 2014, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish that drinking martinis increased my intelligence.

Granted, whenever I drink martinis I will think you are more intelligent than you are, and as an added bonus, I will also think that you are more attractive than you are, but don't tell anyone.

I wish to drink only beer from now on...

**Sir Honkers** · August 11th, 2014, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by luddite

I wish to drink only beer from now on...

Granted. Hard of hearing genie thought you said deer. Now you have to explain to everyone why your breath smells of moose piss.
Speaking of deer, I wish to have a tap that only dispenses Glenfiddich.

~~bigtrain45~~ · August 12th, 2014, 06:05 PM

I wish to have a tap that only dispenses Glenfiddich.

Granted, but as the meaning of the word is "Valley of the Deer" your tap will, not surprisingly, only pump out deer urine.

I wish to have a pleasant, normal, dinner and a movie date with PMOM Cara Wakelin.

**old alal** · August 14th, 2014, 05:27 PM

Granted but all those empty bottles behind her in the pic are hers and what she normally consumes on a normal date. She had a good time but can't remember who with.

I wish I could find my lost memory stick with "private" pictures on. It fell down the sofa and I can't even see it let alone reach it!

larry74403 · August 14th, 2014, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could find my lost memory stick with "private" pictures on. It fell down the sofa and I can't even see it let alone reach it!

GRANTED! The Govtment has sent investigators to search for your "personal" pictures as well. After finding them you are brought up on piracy and copy right infringement charges.
I wish for Old Alal to get a fair trial.

**luddite** · August 14th, 2014, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by larry74403

GRANTED! The Govtment has sent investigators to search for your "personal" pictures as well. After finding them you are brought up on piracy and copy right infringement charges.
I wish for Old Alal to get a fair trial.

Granted, Old Alal will get a fair trial, then he will be fined 6 times his annual income and sent to prison for ten years.

I wish when Old Alal gets to prison, his cell-mate lets him be the "husband" once in a while.

**luddite** · September 1st, 2014, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by luddite

I wish when Old Alal gets to prison, his cell-mate lets him be the "husband" once in a while.

Granted, Big Bunga says Old Alal can be the husband anytime he wants, he actually enjoys doing the ironing and cleaning the toilet.

I wish I had my youth back.
(And I don't mean the one that escaped from my basement!)

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August 9th, 2014, 02:03 AM	#2332
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Granted, but you are standing too close, in order to be sure of the silence, and you are killed as well. I wish to see if Amber Heard will do a sex tape with Woody Allen.

August 12th, 2014, 06:05 PM	#2336
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	I wish to have a tap that only dispenses Glenfiddich. Granted, but as the meaning of the word is "Valley of the Deer" your tap will, not surprisingly, only pump out deer urine. I wish to have a pleasant, normal, dinner and a movie date with PMOM Cara Wakelin.