Sexy Androids Funny Robots Etc .... Hey Shove Your Mechanical Jokes , here !

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2009, 10:29 AM

This thread idea just came to me after a conversation with a guy who works with robots , he programs and repairs them. Like how facking cool is that ? , by the way cool is my latest method of grimly holding onto my fast vanishing youth (Well the short trousers look was starting to seem dated).

But enough of that and back to robots , see our conversation got me thinking about some of those incredible erotic images that used to be on the Heavy Metal magazine back in the late and very early nineties. You know back when the magazine was still actually worth reading , mind you i haven`t looked at one in ten years so maybe it`s good again ?

But enough of that and as i said previously ,back to robots , namely sexy ones

Because i ask you what could be better than to have a programmable female looking android

Or better still one like this

**Mal Hombre** · May 24th, 2014, 11:39 AM

From Hard Boiled by Frank Miller & Geof Darrow

**tygrkhat40** · May 24th, 2014, 02:51 PM

There was a sketch on Robot Chicken where a scientist is showing off his female looking robot when someone in the audience asks if you can f*ck it. The scientist says no and everyone leaves the presentation.

The technical term for a female android is "gynoid."

**NIN** · May 24th, 2014, 04:05 PM

Although technically a clone, or genetic alt, I'll gladly have a go at some serious interfacing with Daryl Hannah as Pris ,

at least until one of us runs out of vital fluids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9t5ikxjAQ4

**Miss80sPorn** · May 24th, 2014, 07:38 PM

Technically a borg ... the borg queen ... sparks a few nano-chips in my lower region

**NIN** · May 24th, 2014, 08:12 PM

Surely as iconic as the tennis girl scratching her bum

Lisa, (Kelly LeBrock) from Weird Science was coded by 2 teenagers from amongst other things, a pic of The Bride Of Frankenstein (ask kelio)

**alex31** · May 25th, 2014, 12:01 PM

**Mal Hombre** · June 13th, 2014, 11:09 PM

**mrfixit** · June 14th, 2014, 01:00 AM

**Ninjaturtle** · June 19th, 2014, 08:41 AM

Female robocop

July 27th, 2009, 10:29 AM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sexy Androids Funny Robots Etc .... Hey Shove Your Mechanical Jokes , here ! This thread idea just came to me after a conversation with a guy who works with robots , he programs and repairs them. Like how facking cool is that ? , by the way cool is my latest method of grimly holding onto my fast vanishing youth (Well the short trousers look was starting to seem dated). But enough of that and back to robots , see our conversation got me thinking about some of those incredible erotic images that used to be on the Heavy Metal magazine back in the late and very early nineties. You know back when the magazine was still actually worth reading , mind you i haven`t looked at one in ten years so maybe it`s good again ? But enough of that and as i said previously ,back to robots , namely sexy ones Because i ask you what could be better than to have a programmable female looking android Or better still one like this __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; July 27th, 2009 at 12:24 PM.. Reason: Added more images

May 24th, 2014, 11:39 AM	#2
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May 24th, 2014, 02:51 PM	#3
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	There was a sketch on Robot Chicken where a scientist is showing off his female looking robot when someone in the audience asks if you can fck it. The scientist says no and everyone leaves the presentation. The technical term for a female android is "gynoid." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 24th, 2014, 04:05 PM	#4
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Weird Science or Gremlins in the Garage? .. Probably just me with a screw loose.., or a loose screw Although technically a clone, or genetic alt, I'll gladly have a go at some serious interfacing with Daryl Hannah as Pris , at least until one of us runs out of vital fluids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9t5ikxjAQ4

May 24th, 2014, 07:38 PM	#5
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,237 Thanked 47,053 Times in 2,208 Posts	Technically a borg ... the borg queen ... sparks a few nano-chips in my lower region __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 24th, 2014, 08:12 PM	#6
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Surely as iconic as the tennis girl scratching her bum Lisa, (Kelly LeBrock) from Weird Science was coded by 2 teenagers from amongst other things, a pic of The Bride Of Frankenstein (ask kelio)

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