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Only if you have re-subscribed. Any further attempt to de-unsubscribe would require you to re-re-subscribe before re-de-unsubscribing your de-unsubscribed re-unsubscribances.

I hope that's clear.

As clear as toilet water after explosive diarrhea.

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May 22nd, 2017, 09:31 AM

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It's okay. We don't hold it against anyone who wants to leave.

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After such explosive imagery I am persuaded to un-de-un-subscribe now.

I tried to un-de-un-subscribe, but only managed to describe a circle.
I'm now back to where I started.
In the words of the Eagles, "you can unsubscribe any time you like, but you can never leave".

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Taking a dump

which is where Readers Digest is the only place it should be read

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which is where Readers Digest is the only place it should be read

Use it as loo paper and send it back. That way, they get to learn what you digested.

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Is that what the "Digest" in its name means?

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Is that what the "Digest" in its name means?

I dunno, I failed English

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