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Old November 19th, 2011, 03:16 PM   #11
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M134 Dillon Minigun ("smells like destruction")

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Old November 20th, 2011, 01:05 AM   #12
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My understanding from watching "The Walking Dead" is that zombies (creeps, walkers, whatever) would be attracted to loud noises. Shooting noises would just draw a crowd of "fans". Also head shots are the only reliable way to put zombies down. So I'm looking at minimal acoustic signature and low recoil......

(1) M-4 carbine or H&K G36c, both in 5.56mm NATO (.233 caliber) equipped with sound suppressor, laser and a red dot scope. You classic AK-47 has more stopping power but has a stiff recoil and is not as accurate over 300 yards. Plus you can carry more 5.56 ammo than the 7.62mm ammo used by the AK-47. And how much stopping power do you need for a head shot ?

(2) An alternative for close combat work would be an H&K MP5s in 9mm, with integral sound suppressor. This limits your range to about 100 yards but the MP5 is the gold standard for submachine guns and is an accurate, reliable weapon.

(3) Glock 17 or Sig Sauer P226, 9mm, loaded with 148 grain subsonic ammo with a sound suppressor.

(4) A machete, samurai sword, or military grade entrenching tool.

The "last chance" kit would be a little different:

(1) A good combat shotgun.

(2) An M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW), 5.56mm NATO, with 200 round ammo boxes and a spare barrel.

(3) Hand grenades, of course.

(4) It would be lovely to have an M32 Multiple Grenade Launcher (MGL).

(5) A couple of white phosphorous hand grenades or Molotov cocktails.

(6) A couple of bricks of plastic explosive. If there's no door, you might have to make one !

(7) A 40 pound block demolition device, also known as a satchel charge. Dropping a building or blowing a bridge behind you might also be a good thing to do !

Hell, if you're going to die you might as well go out with a big BANG !
excellent choices all, except i would change it to a sig-sauer m225 as the backstrap fits my hand quite nicely, and i tend to shoot the single stacks better, also I'd add an M79 thumper,,,the M203 is ok,,but Ive swung m-16s with an M203 underneath, I find it throws the balance off
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 10:25 AM   #13
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here my list if its the walking dead zombies
fn scar heavy -assault rifle second option socom 16m1a
glock 17 9mm + suppressor
ruger sp101 9mm + suppressor (backup)
remington 870mcs shotgun
gurkha khukuri
body armour + visor and helmet
night vision scope
british army l96a1 sniper rifle + SUPPRESSOR
bodyheat scope
medicines
cutlass or kitana
grenades
in a do or die situation i would have a kriss super v machine gun small light
45 caliber ,


something that makes a sound to attracted them into one area then uses a rocket launcher

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I'd get Brian Blessed to do my fighting for me.....Diiiiiiiiive!


If he's in danger of being overwhelmed, he has his weapon of last resort:
SHOUTING!

WHEN he's won, I'll buy him a drink and a kebab.
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 05:39 PM   #15
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What kind of zombies are we talking about? The traditional voodoo zombies that shamble around or Dawn of the dead ghoul-zombies that move like Usain Bolt on a serious caffiene jag? If it's the former, a flamethrower; the latter a .50-cal gatling gun.
Very good point ! Zombies like :

- 28 Weeks Later or Dawn of the Dead


  • Fast Speed
  • No real transformation
  • Have a "little" reflexion

- Resident Evil (Game) or Voodoo Zombie :


  • Slow Speed
  • More Transformation
  • No reflexion, just hungry !


1) For the First :

I will equip like Jack Bauer (Body Armor + AR-15 with Silencer + ...)




2) For the Second :

Just have more fun with cold steel ! Hm.... Maybe samourais swords ! their effectiveness has been proven !




Enjoy !!!
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 06:52 PM   #16
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I am not into this Zombie Apocalypse thing. If you mean a weapon for social and moral collapse, I would go with an M-4 in 5.56mm, or the FN PS-90. As for melee weapons for CQB I would arm up with an ASP steel 26" tactical baton and the Tops Knives MX4 "Punisher" knife.
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 07:03 PM   #17
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I forgot a sidearm. Glock 21 .45 ACP with lots of 15 rounders.
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 07:28 PM   #18
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F-22 Rapture
F-22??? Who are you going to fight? The Zombie Air Force???

No way, zombies are dumb simplebrainless nobodies that don't require stealth technology and air-to-air agility (they probably don't even know what it is, so what's the fun).

If, and only if, we decide to go air-to-ground on them I would choose something that can spit a motherload of iron in just minutes:

the A-10 Thunderbolt, aka the
Warthog




That will probably take care of that little zombie problem :-)
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 07:39 PM   #19
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Something old school,accurate,powerful, semi-auto so as to conserve ammunition and a heavy butt for close up emergencies.
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Old November 24th, 2011, 04:10 PM   #20
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If all else fails....

the infamous Daisy Cutter





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