Worst Tattoo Ever ?

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Originally Posted by rockernut

Yeah , pizza is so good so i made my friend tattoo the art from the pizza takeaway box all over my chest!

Another formerly cute babe starts to randomly vandalize her hide:
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A souvenir of being blind drunk one Saturday night, hanging out with some random lowlife strangers ...

Wake up with a hangover the next afternoon ... "Ouch, WTF is that?!?" ... get up and look in mirror ... "Holy #*&%, I'll never drink tequila again!"

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And then there's the famous case of Tigerr (Thai Girl?) Benson, formerly stamped "Property of the zoo", oops sorry I mean "Property of Simon". I have to admit that the second needle-wielder did a pretty good job of concealment:

Before:
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After:
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Originally Posted by Hertz

I hate tattoos, really, really. They makes me sick...I just wonder, if these actresses on drugs or? This is so ugly , I would have sex with them, if only they were the last woman on the planet.

I can pretty much agree with that, if I'm allowed to blindfold myself first ... otherwise, a hard-on would be unfeasible to say the least.

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I was glancing through the thread "Sexy tattoo[ed] girl of the hour" (slumming), and to me, as a hater of tattoos and other idiotic body mutilation & vandalizing, it was amusing that most of the examples posted to that thread as good might just as well have been posted by other folks to this thread or a similar one as bad. Not worst ever, but ugly or annoying to those of us pr0n consumers who have never acquired that particular taste.

In fact, the word that comes to mind is "anaphrodisiac", defined as "capable of diminishing sexual desire".

I also looked in General Discussion for a topic dedicated to general complaining & griping & being a bad-tempered old fart (or curmudgeon, if you prefer) about various stuff, and I didn't find one, but I've decided not to create a thread to fill that need because I know I would monopolize it, which would be a bad habit. (Also, that inevitably leads to the good old Monty Python situation of people complaining about other people complaining, and then the first set of people complaining about the complaints about their complaints. "I am sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired!")

So I'll just bitch in passing here about Kids These Days, specifically ATK aka amkingdom. It's a good thing as far as I'm concerned that ATK material is off-limits at VEF (except a few images for model-ID purposes), because ATK's glory years were approximately 2003 through 2011 and after that, in my arrogant opinion, the quality has pretty much deteriorated, so in the absence of recent ATK material we're not missing anything good. I'm not a customer now but for a number of years I have been keeping a casual eye on what's being redistributed around the Innertubes, and recently I don't think there's one set in fifty that I would download and save. During the glory years, on the other hand, I probably snarfed twenty sets out of every fifty that I saw, and half of those turned out to be long-term keepers.

And the reason is simple: it's the current fad for body mutilation by the models. Ugh! I get the impression that recent generations of ATK models are mostly leftovers from Suicide Girls, rejected by SG for not having tattoos that are complex enough or artistic enough. That's sad.

And I shouldn't even get a running start in bitching about bizarre piercings and hardware. (You're welcome!) But even so, I will mention (remove your thanks!) that I've always loved earrings on women and I think they're super-sexy, but to me, the limit for body piercing has got to be one tiny hole per ear lobe, not a dozen random holes all over the body including nipples, clit hood, navel, tongue, nose, up & down the ears, and a one-inch-diameter hole in each ear lobe. Ugh again. What's next for feminine fads & fashions in body mutilation in the western industrialized societies: a chicken bone through the septum and rancid butter in the hair, the better to attract a suitable mate and to keep him (or her) aroused?

OK, I'll shut up now ... for a while. (I may or may not be here all week.)

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