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December 14th, 2018, 06:14 PM	#11
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,836 Thanks: 18,849 Thanked 40,947 Times in 4,684 Posts	Another peach from the CC stable. From New C*nts No.68 - a smoulderingly erotic opening blurb from the copywriter: Phwoar, our bouffant-ed heroine gets cooties on a "working holiday on a kibbutz"...

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Only if You're attracted to retro stereo equipment..

If you don't find a Thorens TD150 deck with integrated tonearm on a rosewood plinth sexy, you an me got problems

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May 4th, 2021, 03:09 AM	#13
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