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December 4th, 2018, 03:41 PM	#861
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever ~ Heard Trails ~ Say He didn't initiate World War Two , Nor not found it funny about all the deaths involved too , Or hasn't the fetish of photographing daily his own poo . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 5th, 2018, 12:00 AM	#862
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,085 Times in 29,852 Posts	Never Have I ever peed in the shower as a grown up ever had a fake ID ever been skydiving ever tried to cut my own hair __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 11th, 2019, 01:26 PM	#863
dennisomatic Grateful Veteren Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Southwestern Ontario - Canada, eh? Posts: 3,712 Thanks: 265,662 Thanked 46,657 Times in 3,711 Posts	Never have I ever... found more then $20 at once seen an alien (both foreign and domestic) been shot at

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May 11th, 2019, 03:01 PM	#864
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never Have I Slept in Trails bed , Owned a book not read , Prevented myself vomiting upon hearing That song from Right Said Fred , __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 12th, 2019, 01:34 PM	#865
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever Been in debt , Sang with Trails a duet , Known females didn't ultimately regret. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 13th, 2019, 10:00 PM	#866
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,085 Times in 29,852 Posts	Never have I ever taken part in a talent show Never have I ever injured myself while trying to impress a girl Never have I ever snooped through a friend’s bathroom or bedroom without them knowing Never have I ever been in an embarrassing video that was uploaded to YouTube __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 14th, 2019, 10:20 PM	#867
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,085 Times in 29,852 Posts	Never have I ever gone surfing Never have I ever been on a fad diet Never have I ever sung karaoke in front of people __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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August 21st, 2020, 07:24 PM	#868
King air Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 33 Thanks: 431 Thanked 169 Times in 29 Posts	Taken a shit while running at full speed!

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June 15th, 2023, 08:24 PM	#869
Orinoco69 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Pforzheim/Germany Posts: 3,688 Thanks: 27,525 Thanked 39,775 Times in 3,690 Posts	Never have I ever had one boring minute on VEF

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June 17th, 2023, 08:13 PM	#870
Orinoco69 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Pforzheim/Germany Posts: 3,688 Thanks: 27,525 Thanked 39,775 Times in 3,690 Posts	Never have I ever peeled a quince with my bare hands

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