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Old March 30th, 2011, 12:22 AM   #11
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Wow, from shaving the stuff off to now this...

How did they gather this data?? Did the census ask this?? or is this from folks going around asking our wife's for specific lengths??
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Old March 30th, 2011, 12:27 AM   #12
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BTW the biggest dicks is the world are in Washington DC.
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BTW the biggest dicks is the world are in Washington DC.
Actually I'm pretty sure you will find them in New York City in a building called the U.N. Headquarters.
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BTW the biggest dicks is the world are in Washington DC.
Actually I'm pretty sure you will find them in New York City in a building called the U.N. Headquarters.
I think you're both wrong. The place to look is the Fédération Internationale de Football Association, aka FIFA. Here is the biggest one of all.
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I think you're both wrong. The place to look is the Fédération Internationale de Football Association, aka FIFA.
Though the ICC are running them close at the moment...
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Size varies by location?
Certainly. Would your Willie be larger standing waist deep in a Nordic lake or while in bed with a nubile young strumpet?
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I wonder if the women in Congo have cavernous, wide-set vaginas. I want to see that sociological study. Make with the big vagina ladies.

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I wonder if the women in Congo have cavernous, wide-set vaginas.
I expect They do after a while and probably bow legs as well
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All previous posts about where the biggest pricks reside have become irrelevant since the Brexit negotiations started.
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I don't know why we all get so obsessed with penis size, it's never struck me as that important and my partners and girlfriends have all been happy with my mere ten & a half inches
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