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April 17th, 2019, 11:02 AM	#2971
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5195. Let me call NASA and borrow their Hubble telescope so that I can get all of you in the picture

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April 18th, 2019, 12:39 PM	#2973
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	5196 After I've cum in your mouth I'll tell you my views on feminism __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 18th, 2019, 08:52 PM	#2974
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