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June 8th, 2017, 12:16 AM | #12371 |
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'Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Alan" |
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June 9th, 2017, 04:46 PM | #12372 |
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"Did you vote for May?"
"Maybe" |
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June 9th, 2017, 10:20 PM | #12373 |
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I'm pretty sure they're putting Viagra in the water supply ..... because something is definitely up.
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June 9th, 2017, 11:37 PM | #12374 |
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What comes up must come down.
-Text seen on bottle containing Viagra pills |
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June 9th, 2017, 11:39 PM | #12375 |
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She slowly took off her bra and panties.
Unfortanly, nobody bothered to look |
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June 10th, 2017, 12:59 AM | #12376 |
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I've just bought some Viagra tea bags.
They won't improve my sex life but they will stop my biscuits from going soft. |
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June 10th, 2017, 01:04 AM | #12377 |
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A female weightlifter visits her doctor.
"I've been taking steroids and I appear to have grown a penis." "Anabolic?" asked the Doctor "No, just a penis." |
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June 10th, 2017, 10:26 AM | #12378 |
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A funeral director spoke to the wife of a dead man and explained that the corpse has a massive hard on which is preventing him closing the coffin lid.
She tells him to chop off the member and stick it up the dead man's arse . Later that day the wife was saying her last goodbyes when she noticed her husband had a tear running down his face to which she said "Yeah it fucking hurts doesn't it"!! |
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June 10th, 2017, 12:29 PM | #12379 |
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A new spaghetti restaurant is opening locally. Their sauces feature a large variety of hot and spicy peppers. They call it Al Dente`s Inferno.
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June 10th, 2017, 07:59 PM | #12380 |
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Most Trekkies has problem getting dates.
Mainly due to the Vulcan nerve pinch not working in reallife. |
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