if you were allowed to beat the crap outa someone who would it be? and Punchable Faces - Page 16

**risen** · October 27th, 2014, 12:01 PM

Got to be Jamie Oliver for me.

I like the way he simplifies cooking but:

1. All this 'wazzy-wazzy-woowoo' and other verbal diarrhoea he spouts.

2. Ostentatiously adding ingredients from a yard above the worktop, just making a massive mess.

3. The 'Mockney' persona in general.

There was also the VW Kombi driving, scooter riding loft apartment dwelling fake lifestyle bullshit that the producers created that he embraced with fake passion

Just one big punch straight in the mouth would do.

Rant over sorry.

**old alal** · October 27th, 2014, 12:26 PM

Russell Brand

**Moon Raker** · October 27th, 2014, 12:59 PM

Piers Morgan.

**ultimatewarlord** · May 24th, 2015, 01:44 PM

Used to enjoy Mark Kermode's film reviews but he's such a politically correct prick that he's up there for a beating along with my still top of the list Russell Brand.

**blondifan** · May 24th, 2015, 02:13 PM

The current Australian Prime Minister.

For being totally incompetent, lying and expecting anyone to believe their spin.

Estreeter · May 24th, 2015, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondifan

The current Australian Prime Minister.

And another Aussie

Guy Sebastian for embarrassing my country and participating in that total farce Eorovision thing

**europe_2002** · May 31st, 2015, 05:31 AM

I would never be violant, but Sepp Blatter is currently pretty high on my list....

**mizlaplan** · August 22nd, 2015, 10:52 PM

How could you not want to beat this perverted b*st*rd into a pulp? :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...Beautiful.html
I'm broad-minded, but ripping up the gravestones of dead children to decorate a house the scum has literally destroyed..?
I hope one of the relatives of the children catch up with Kim Davies and express their concern.
With fists.

steelydan · August 23rd, 2015, 04:38 AM

Donald Trump.

**otiscleotus** · August 23rd, 2015, 05:33 AM

teaktop

Because now I'm going to be up for days, maybe weeks, making and ordering my list of people I'd like to be able to legally beat the crap out of.

October 27th, 2014, 12:26 PM	#152
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May 24th, 2015, 01:44 PM	#154
ultimatewarlord Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,474 Thanks: 8,328 Thanked 15,872 Times in 1,441 Posts	Used to enjoy Mark Kermode's film reviews but he's such a politically correct prick that he's up there for a beating along with my still top of the list Russell Brand. __________________ The British Government is a disgrace.

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	Tony Abbott The current Australian Prime Minister. For being totally incompetent, lying and expecting anyone to believe their spin.

August 22nd, 2015, 10:52 PM	#158
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	How could you not want to beat this perverted bstrd into a pulp? : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...Beautiful.html I'm broad-minded, but ripping up the gravestones of dead children to decorate a house the scum has literally destroyed..? I hope one of the relatives of the children catch up with Kim Davies and express their concern. With fists. __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

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October 27th, 2014, 12:01 PM	#151
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	Got to be Jamie Oliver for me. I like the way he simplifies cooking but: 1. All this 'wazzy-wazzy-woowoo' and other verbal diarrhoea he spouts. 2. Ostentatiously adding ingredients from a yard above the worktop, just making a massive mess. 3. The 'Mockney' persona in general. There was also the VW Kombi driving, scooter riding loft apartment dwelling fake lifestyle bullshit that the producers created that he embraced with fake passion Just one big punch straight in the mouth would do. Rant over sorry.

October 27th, 2014, 12:59 PM	#153
Moon Raker Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Posts: 11,780 Thanks: 8,945 Thanked 231,136 Times in 11,999 Posts	Piers Morgan.

May 31st, 2015, 05:31 AM	#157
europe_2002 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rohan Posts: 3,896 Thanks: 44,638 Thanked 50,062 Times in 3,887 Posts	I would never be violant, but Sepp Blatter is currently pretty high on my list....

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