What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 21

~~rodak~~ · November 28th, 2015, 03:48 AM

167. Whole Holodecks can be fun for all those traveling via Starship.. They can also be quite dangerous.

swamp dogg · November 28th, 2015, 06:59 AM

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46. An electric fence that’s powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child. (Jurassic Park)

not kill the dinosaurs, just repel them

**Sir Honkers** · November 28th, 2015, 10:29 AM

168: Any movie about dinosaurs must, for no good reason, have a team of scientists who think genetically engineering a mega-dinosaur...because like what could possibly go wrong....is a good idea.
And it must escape at night in the middle of a wild storm.

~~rodak~~ · November 28th, 2015, 02:46 PM

169. If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

**Engine-X** · November 28th, 2015, 04:17 PM

170. No matter how many times Godzilla wades through Tokyo, the Japanese will always quickly rebuild it.
171. If missiles, bombs, tanks, and/or electricity fails to kill Godzilla, one soldier thinks maybe a machine gun will.

MaxJoker · November 28th, 2015, 06:30 PM

172 ~ Morning breath doesn't exist.

~~rodak~~ · November 28th, 2015, 11:33 PM

173. When pursuing a man-eating great white shark, consider getting a bigger boat.

**Jake Gittes** · November 29th, 2015, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

172 ~ Morning breath doesn't exist.

174 - And you never have to use the bathroom first thing in the morning either

~~rodak~~ · November 29th, 2015, 01:46 AM

175. At least one person always screams like Wilhelm!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY

**old alal** · November 29th, 2015, 11:58 AM

Max Joker and Jake Gittes. Don't plagiarise! Please. I'm going to have to go to the "What Annoys You The Most" Thread

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Originally Posted by old alal

53. People can wake up, roll over, kiss passionately, and make love without going to the toilet or having morning breath! URRGH!

176. When you accidentally kill someone who was attacking someone else, by smashing a vase over their head, never call an ambulance, or the police. Always cover it up and try to hide the body and any other evidence,

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November 28th, 2015, 03:48 AM	#201
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	167. Whole Holodecks can be fun for all those traveling via Starship.. They can also be quite dangerous.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,096 Times in 30,294 Posts	168: Any movie about dinosaurs must, for no good reason, have a team of scientists who think genetically engineering a mega-dinosaur...because like what could possibly go wrong....is a good idea. And it must escape at night in the middle of a wild storm.

November 28th, 2015, 02:46 PM	#204
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	169. If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

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~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	173. When pursuing a man-eating great white shark, consider getting a bigger boat.

November 29th, 2015, 01:46 AM	#209
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	175. At least one person always screams like Wilhelm! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY