What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 20

**ManofKent** · November 27th, 2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KissArmy

149A- repeated punches to the jaw do not swell the face.

They did this in Mythbusters once. In movies, when someone gets punched in the face there's a certain 'Shuck' sound, and they wanted to see if being punched in the face really SOUNDS like that.

Apparently, it doesn't.

154=Why is it nobody onboard the Starship Enterprise ever wears a watch?

**Jake Gittes** · November 27th, 2015, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

154=Why is it nobody onboard the Starship Enterprise ever wears a watch?

Good point, but would they be on Standard or Pacific time

155 - The body count in Horror / Action movies must increase as the sequels continue

**Engine-X** · November 27th, 2015, 06:28 PM

156. Crime scene investigators always arrive at the scene in good moods and make wise cracks about the deceased. (CSI)

**palo5** · November 27th, 2015, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine-X

156. Crime scene investigators always arrive at the scene in good moods and make wise cracks about the deceased. (CSI)

157. Cops talk about "deceased" people. They forgot what "Dead" means

158. Cops do not employ dogs. Only "canines". I thought "canine" was an adjective?

**Mal Hombre** · November 27th, 2015, 07:16 PM

159.When a Detective illegally tortures a suspect for information,He then duly reports it..(Dirty Harry)

**Jake Gittes** · November 27th, 2015, 07:56 PM

160 - If you are going to have a Crime movie, there must be internal battles within the Police department

**Jake Gittes** · November 27th, 2015, 08:18 PM

161 - Every Star Wars movie must feature the lines "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Bad Feeling

**Sir Honkers** · November 27th, 2015, 08:30 PM

162:In every high school movie, the principal or one of the teachers must be a imitation James Bond villain, the hero's second best friend is a fat loner who gets the gorgeous blonde cheerleader and his best friend, the nerdy girl ditches her glasses and gets a new haircut..and hey presto, she's beautiful!
Oh, and ever student in the school must look at least 28...unless it's a Diary Of A Wimpy Kid movie, where it's okay for the actor to actually approximate the age of the character he or she is playing.

~~rodak~~ · November 28th, 2015, 12:04 AM

163. If you are trapped in a tunnel, in a sinking ship, or a burning building, a cute little girl, a nun, and a feisty granny will be trapped with you.

**Jake Gittes** · November 28th, 2015, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by beutelwolf

36. Secret agents drive really flash cars to draw attention to themselves (I have been expecting you Mr Bond - I heard your car coming).

164 - And you can bet your bottom dollar that that car with not finish the movie all in one piece.

165 - The Bad guy will get an opportunity to kill Bond, but won't.

166 - Bond will always score.

November 27th, 2015, 07:16 PM	#195
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November 27th, 2015, 08:30 PM	#198
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