What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 15

**whop** · November 23rd, 2015, 07:45 PM

98. Always hide in an abandoned factory. It will be fully functional and you will know exactly which handle or switch will release a burst of steam into the villains face, or drop something heavy on him.

~~rodak~~ · November 23rd, 2015, 08:08 PM

99. Serious shit happens at 88 miles per hour.

100. If you are the high school bully, get your metaphors straight and stay away from manure trucks.

**bawjaws** · November 23rd, 2015, 10:11 PM

101 all computers beep furiously, especially during search function
102 everyone in the movies can type at highspeed
103 all mobiles get perfect signals

**sandhunter** · November 23rd, 2015, 10:31 PM

103.b. no signal to mobile if story line requires it

**rotobott** · November 23rd, 2015, 10:40 PM

104 Landlines work underwater - Day after Tomorrow

~~rodak~~ · November 23rd, 2015, 11:03 PM

105. Don't go into the Forbidden Zone, for you may not like what you find.

**lothian** · November 24th, 2015, 12:14 AM

106 . The hero can find his way around any city in the world , without ever needing to ask for directions .

**Jake Gittes** · November 24th, 2015, 01:00 AM

107 Almost every car chase

has to involve a collision of some sort

with a stand of fruits and/or vegetables

**ManofKent** · November 24th, 2015, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake Gittes

97 Movie characters driving in the city will get to park wherever they like when they get to their destination.

Largo's intro scene in Thunderball!

Yes! I 've often thought of that has well!

108=And while we're at it, why is it that whenever someone parks up they NEVER seem to lock the car doors when they get out?

BET · November 24th, 2015, 11:02 AM

109= All lap-top computers are instant-on with super fast internet access.

November 23rd, 2015, 10:40 PM	#145
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November 24th, 2015, 01:00 AM	#148
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November 23rd, 2015, 07:45 PM	#141
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	98. Always hide in an abandoned factory. It will be fully functional and you will know exactly which handle or switch will release a burst of steam into the villains face, or drop something heavy on him.

November 23rd, 2015, 08:08 PM	#142
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	99. Serious shit happens at 88 miles per hour. 100. If you are the high school bully, get your metaphors straight and stay away from manure trucks.

November 23rd, 2015, 10:11 PM	#143
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 974 Thanks: 13,844 Thanked 12,986 Times in 960 Posts	101 all computers beep furiously, especially during search function 102 everyone in the movies can type at highspeed 103 all mobiles get perfect signals

November 23rd, 2015, 10:31 PM	#144
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,396 Times in 13,886 Posts	103.b. no signal to mobile if story line requires it

November 23rd, 2015, 11:03 PM	#146
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	105. Don't go into the Forbidden Zone, for you may not like what you find.

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lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	106 . The hero can find his way around any city in the world , without ever needing to ask for directions .

November 24th, 2015, 11:02 AM	#150
BET Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 9,865 Thanked 1,114 Times in 49 Posts	109= All lap-top computers are instant-on with super fast internet access.