A Baker's Dozen - Page 1897

**Silicone Carne** · December 18th, 2018, 06:26 PM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9.

**Mal Hombre** · December 18th, 2018, 06:28 PM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ?
10.

**Welderman** · December 18th, 2018, 07:05 PM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ?
10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge
11.

**Sir Honkers** · December 18th, 2018, 08:11 PM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ?
10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge
11. Their coming to an end.
12.

**tsunamiSD** · December 18th, 2018, 08:29 PM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ?
10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge
11. Their coming to an end.
12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores
13.

**pierrelm** · December 19th, 2018, 05:16 AM

What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
8. Clothes as gifts!
9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ?
10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge
11. Their coming to an end.
12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores
13. Endless adverts trying to sell me furniture...Sofas - Now Slashed!!

Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2.

**Silicone Carne** · December 19th, 2018, 05:20 AM

Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3.

**Mal Hombre** · December 19th, 2018, 07:09 AM

Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4.

Estreeter · December 19th, 2018, 08:50 AM

Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind

5.

**les1917lie** · December 19th, 2018, 09:16 AM

Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children
receive what they "hoped" for.

December 18th, 2018, 06:26 PM	#18961
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,470 Thanked 639,820 Times in 52,061 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2018, 06:28 PM	#18962
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,779 Times in 57,565 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2018, 07:05 PM	#18963
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2018, 08:29 PM	#18965
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,025 Thanks: 633,290 Thanked 640,316 Times in 53,108 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores 13. __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

December 19th, 2018, 05:20 AM	#18967
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,470 Thanked 639,820 Times in 52,061 Posts	Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2018, 08:11 PM	#18964
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,234 Times in 30,308 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12.

December 19th, 2018, 05:16 AM	#18966
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,920 Times in 5,422 Posts	What you dread about the holidays-- 1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores 13. Endless adverts trying to sell me furniture...Sofas - Now Slashed!! Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2.

December 19th, 2018, 07:09 AM	#18968
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,779 Times in 57,565 Posts	Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg 4. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 19th, 2018, 08:50 AM	#18969
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,889 Times in 60,322 Posts	Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg 4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind 5. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 19th, 2018, 09:16 AM	#18970
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,404 Thanks: 7,258 Thanked 89,218 Times in 2,404 Posts	Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg 4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind 5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.