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January 10th, 2018, 11:48 AM | #2021 |
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kelio owns Titanic on VHS, DVD and Blu Ray, plus collects special edition versions
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January 10th, 2018, 01:38 PM | #2022 |
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palo5 has been running from the KGB, Because they say he stole from some bank in Moscow 10,000,000 rubles. He has been living in various countries all over the world , but every few months has to leave because the KGB is able to find him. Finally palo5 thinks that :What if he lived in Australia? Maybe then those devils in Russia won't find him. He travels economy class on various airlines and arrives in Sydney. Then he flies to Melbourne and spends a considerable amount of money tracking down Esteeter's location. One day he rings the bell on Estreeter's house and Mrs E. answers. There before her is this small wizened over 100 year old man who says he is a friend of Mr.E She lets him in and calls E who is in the kitchen eating lunch. Then when they finally meet E is enthralled and palo5 says he needs to crash here a few days until he can find a place to live. After a few days palo5 flies to Rottnest Island and he is now a game warden for the Quokka enclosure!
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January 10th, 2018, 01:43 PM | #2023 |
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trailmaster still aspires to become a professional ballerina
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January 10th, 2018, 02:08 PM | #2024 |
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Trailmaster has alzheimer's and dementia. How many times have I told him the KGB was broken up in 1991? He forgets every time
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January 10th, 2018, 02:59 PM | #2025 |
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Trailmaster has Aids Hearing aids that is
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January 10th, 2018, 03:03 PM | #2026 |
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Sandhunter has a camel in the garage.
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January 10th, 2018, 03:08 PM | #2027 |
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January 10th, 2018, 03:14 PM | #2028 |
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January 10th, 2018, 03:16 PM | #2029 |
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January 10th, 2018, 08:57 PM | #2030 |
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Not so ! The Sandhunter has never ever had Shrimp on the Barbi The Sandhunter may have given Barbi his Shrimp once in the backyard but only under the watchful eye of Mrs. Sandhunter
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