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Old 07-26-2017, 12:17 PM   #4341
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Old 07-26-2017, 01:53 PM   #4342
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Old 07-26-2017, 03:05 PM   #4343
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I figure he won't be doing anal again
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Seems these two couldn't decide what to say and just let their pictures talk for them
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Does anybody know who the original uploaders are ?
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If SanteeFats is hiking very deep into a forest and a big very old tree suddenly falls down crushing him so that only some of his white gorilla hairs are showing will anyone who passes by investigate and try to help? Two hours later a troop of hikers pass by. Some see the tree and are curious. Some of the troop see these strange thick white hairs sticking up. One of the hikers says " Hey there are these strange looking white fur like hairs coming from under the tree. Lets's dig under and pull it out." Another guy says " No way, it could be some kind of alien. Let's get outta here!". Another hiker says " It could be bigfoot let's get outta here before it's mate shows up and another hiker says "Let's go, It could be the boogey man or that thing from the movie "Jeepers Creepers"! It is not known at this time if anyone else investigated, because SanteeFats was still alive at the time, but now he is just being eaten by the critters in the forest!
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Santee I'll save your carcass, I wonder if gorilla meat is as greasy as bear meat.
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Santee I'll save your carcass, I wonder if gorilla meat is as greasy as bear meat.
Gorillas are vegetarians, their meat is not greasy.
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The very thought of gorilla burgers on the grille does not sound very appetizing!
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