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Old 07-07-2017, 04:30 PM   #4301
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Well she does...
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I'll leave that for your imagination
She could always meet this girl...


And now I'm going to have a strong drink to try to get that image out of my head....
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Well she does...
Wow Glen! She is so sexy... Have ya' got any more pics?

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Mr Cuzz , Do you think at the recent G20 summit in Berlin ( see, I know shit, I only play dumb ... I keep up with world affairs ) that Donald J Trump might have made a pass at German Chancellor Angela Merkel



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