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Old 06-13-2017, 01:31 PM   #4261
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All that starch should evolve into bigger breasts, Yes
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All that starch should evolve into bigger breasts, Yes
I believe the starch-tits link was validated by science in the early 1960s, I don't know if the scientists involved did anal.
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"Welcome aboard the Starch-Tits link. Passengers for Tits should have their tickets ready for inspection".
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"Welcome aboard the Starch-Tits link. Passengers for Tits should have their tickets ready for inspection".
Oh yeah What do you think if this then

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
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When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

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Old 06-13-2017, 05:30 PM   #4266
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And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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I'll bet she makes a great casserole and many years ago attempted anal, just once
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