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Old 06-13-2017, 03:24 PM   #4261
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All that starch should evolve into bigger breasts, Yes
I believe the starch-tits link was validated by science in the early 1960s, I don't know if the scientists involved did anal.
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I believe the starch-tits link was validated by science in the early 1960s.

"Welcome aboard the Starch-Tits link. Passengers for Tits should have their tickets ready for inspection".
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Old 06-13-2017, 05:51 PM   #4263
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"Welcome aboard the Starch-Tits link. Passengers for Tits should have their tickets ready for inspection".
Oh yeah What do you think if this then

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

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Old 06-13-2017, 06:30 PM   #4264
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And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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Old 06-14-2017, 04:54 PM   #4265
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I'll bet she makes a great casserole and many years ago attempted anal, just once
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:18 AM   #4266
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"Welcome aboard the Starch-Tits link. Passengers for Tits should have their tickets ready for inspection".
In other words..............




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You've had your orders Max. Start munching.


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