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Old 06-06-2017, 01:42 PM   #4251
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Old 06-07-2017, 12:49 PM   #4253
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Would you like fries with that
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No they're full of trans-fats. I said tran...nevermind.

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Now somebody needs to supply the beer eh?????
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