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Old February 13th, 2017, 02:31 PM   #3791
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Thanks I also liked the character John Candy played in Planes Trains and Automobiles Then again I think I like every character he played
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Old February 13th, 2017, 04:00 PM   #3792
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uncle buck planning to do some anal drilling .. ..



Hi .. .. jenny
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Old February 14th, 2017, 12:08 AM   #3793
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Depends on how much time you have before tucking into aforementioned carcasses.
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Has there ever been a full length feature film called, Clean Anal Angels
I found Anal Angels (1986) but I doubt that there is much that is "clean" about it.





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Did Charlie do anal ???
Inquiring minds don't really want to know.
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If you shoot em with salt they'll leave in a hurry.
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I found Anal Angels (1986) but I doubt that there is much that is "clean" about it.
1986 Like a fine aged wine, it was a good year for Anal

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If you shoot em with salt they'll leave in a hurry.
Salt or that semi half salt crap ????

Umm,
Are blind people capable of seeing their dream ???
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Old February 14th, 2017, 09:38 AM   #3798
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Umm,
Are blind people capable of seeing their dream ???
Only if the dream is in Braille.
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Old February 14th, 2017, 09:58 AM   #3799
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Only if the dream is in Braille.
Actually, I remember reading that same question in a science magazine about 20 years ago.

The only thing is I can't remember what the answer was!
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two things I use to ask friends after they smoked a joint

1: why do you park on a driveway but, drive on a parkway?

2: if black attracts heat why is it cooler in the shade?
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