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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 96 18.36%
Jordan 146 27.92%
Jodie Marsh 106 20.27%
Posh Spice 104 19.89%
Sarah Jessica Parker 151 28.87%
Peaches Geldof 80 15.30%
Kelly Osbourne 140 26.77%
Paris Hilton 129 24.67%
Amy Winehouse 241 46.08%
Other 37 7.07%
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:00 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Well known women you never would , even if you could !

Hopefully the title is self explanatory ( That means all relevant information is contained within ) , although if not then allow me to fully flesh out this thread on females you'd never jump even if you had a gun to your head and starter cables in your hand

It concerns known names that leave you and your giblets totally stone cold !

I`m talking about a women who even if you were trapped all alone on an island with for 19 months still wouldn't get a salute from your personal soldier !

Someone who does n-o-t-h-i-n-g for you and n-e-v-e-r would !

One who fits the bill bang on for me is

Katona




See i don`t care if Kezza has lost weight or cut back on the crack , there's only one way i`d hit on her .

If she was hanging upside down in a sack
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:23 PM   #2
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If ya did, You'd more than likely end up on her show with a sob story of what a bad experience ya had and now need counseling, then she'd feel sorry for ya, give ya a hug and it would start all over again..................re-occuring nightmare
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:44 PM   #5
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Katie Price Nuff Said.
No never Katie = Jordan - Jordan - Jordan !

Know it might seem slightly insulting to your good namesake but this entity



Must never be allowed to get away from that name she invented !

That sex video selling then denying it ,drug taking while pregnant ,never written or thought of anything worthwhile ever, waste of saggy needle covered skin nothing must be hounded by that name until death



The skank wouldn't get a rise out of me even if she attached magnets around my dinky then held an anvil above her head
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:51 PM   #6
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Wow! Good/bad choices Greenskull depending on how you look at it or wretch at it as the case may be. I have to go with the stunning Ms. Winehouse. First off, after her, ahem, "medicine" was depleted I think you would be dealing with an angry young woman. Granted, it may be kind of perversely pleasurable to watch her scratch herself in a vain attempt to get those "bloody spiders off me" and shake from the DT's but I think the bad would outweigh the good. As pale as a three week old corpse. As thin as a junki......I mean, a rail. Flatter (despite Mal Hombre's Avatar) than a board and a set of teeth that resemble the grill of a 1934 Plymouth. Shes hideous both inside and out and even on an island for 19 (!) months I wouldn't want to check her inside out.
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Must never be allowed to get away from that name she invented !

That sex video selling then denying it ,drug taking while pregnant ,never written or thought of anything worthwhile ever, waste of saggy needle covered skin nothing must be hounded by that name until death



The skank wouldn't get a rise out of me even if she attached magnets around my dinky then held an anvil above her head
Ur Right Of Course But 2 Me The Name Jordan, Is Synonymous With Beauty.
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To me she'll always be Katie.









Katie ( not at any bloody ) Price.
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Jo Brand - love to have dinner and get pissed with her but that's all...
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