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Old August 10th, 2017, 11:02 PM   #1971
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I won the Boston Marathon. Now I can use the prize money to get a transexual operation so I can become what I have always dreamed of: to be a woman!

And I win as I bet that you would come out before the year was over

So will you be known as Caitlyn Trailblazer ? or Trailblazer Jenner ?


Hmm.

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Old August 11th, 2017, 03:19 AM   #1972
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Though Tyrannosaurus Rex was not the the largest of the carnivorous dinosaurs that lived 80-130 million years ago between the Cretaceous and Jurassic periods it still is the most loved dinosaur carnivor by most children and adults. It's great jaw filled with 6 inch razor sharp teeth could tear out a 230 kg(505 pound) chunk of flesh and bone from another dinosaur and swallow it whole, Thus T.Rex is the ultimate winner.

I think most of us here would say your monster is a little pussy compared with the women in our lives when we angered them
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Old August 11th, 2017, 04:08 AM   #1973
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And I win as I bet that you would come out before the year was over

So will you be known as Caitlyn Trailblazer ? or Trailblazer Jenner ?


Hmm.

I am starting to wonder what Trailmaster does when he needs his fluids exchanged.


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Old August 11th, 2017, 01:00 PM   #1974
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Damn. That asteroid knocked me into a time warp. Now all I have to eat are these little scrawny things. It will take a hundred of them to fill my belly!




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And I win as I bet that you would come out before the year was over

So will you be known as Caitlyn Trailblazer ? or Trailblazer Jenner ?


Hmm.

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Old August 11th, 2017, 06:25 PM   #1976
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Cool By the bellowing vocal virile power of Brian Blessed I claim this thread NOW won !

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Old August 12th, 2017, 02:47 AM   #1977
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Kind Sir you cannot win this thread with such talk as claiming that you win , so you are loser as is this Individual

Sandhunter is the Winner as everyone knows
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Old August 12th, 2017, 03:19 AM   #1978
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Man there are too many delusional posters in this thread.
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Man there are too many delusional posters in this thread.
Don't you mean delusional Winner ? as
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Im new here; what do I win? Will I need penicillin?
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