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**DonnyJoe** · December 20th, 2013, 07:35 PM

How do Muslims practice safe sex?

They mark the camels that kick......

**DonnyJoe** · December 22nd, 2013, 12:56 AM

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs
hammered into a piece of wood?

Peg

**rustler** · December 22nd, 2013, 10:12 AM

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming the English Channel?

A clever dick!

~~Byegone Daze~~ · December 22nd, 2013, 04:35 PM

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out

**rustler** · December 22nd, 2013, 07:01 PM

Two gays walking down a street and one says to the other," I can smell spunk", and the other replies,"oh sorry, I just farted!"

**DonnyJoe** · December 23rd, 2013, 10:18 PM

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

**rustler** · December 24th, 2013, 07:18 AM

I've been watching some old tapes of Margaret Thatcher's funeral and I've gone through an entire box of tissues................

Her granddaughter is so fcuking sexy!

**rustler** · December 25th, 2013, 07:04 AM

This was sent to me this morning.....

A Roma Gypsy, a Black, a Muslim and a Brit were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared."
I can only grant four wishes, "the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have a
wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black , he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline .

The Roma said, "I wish for enough Range Rovers to take all my people back to our homeland, Romania !"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Range Rovers appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries”

Poof! It was done! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Brit , the Genie asked, " And what is your wish?

The Brit watched as the loaded Range Rovers began moving toward the Channel, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Brit said , "Just give me a Pint. It doesn't get any better than this!"

A merry christmas to you all!

**Almero** · December 26th, 2013, 04:54 PM

A girl asks Santa Claus to fulfill her wish on Christmas.
- Santa Claus, I want to lose weight.
- Well, it will be hard.
- I agree!
- Okay, I'll break your jaw.

MaxJoker · December 26th, 2013, 05:16 PM

Russian investigators have said that the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was not in fact poisoned.

Except for his mind.

You know given he was a Muslim.

I've just seen the news about Muslim staff in M&S refusing to sell alcohol.

Whatever next ?.

Christian staff in B&Q refusing to sell nails and wood ?.

What did the black kid next door get for Christmas ?.

My son's bloody bike.

December 20th, 2013, 07:35 PM	#201
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DonnyJoe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Northern Plains U.S.A. Posts: 223 Thanks: 6,811 Thanked 13,106 Times in 416 Posts	What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs hammered into a piece of wood? Peg __________________ Where Ever You Go...There You Are!

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rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming the English Channel? A clever dick! __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	Two gays walking down a street and one says to the other," I can smell spunk", and the other replies,"oh sorry, I just farted!" __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 23rd, 2013, 10:18 PM	#206
DonnyJoe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Northern Plains U.S.A. Posts: 223 Thanks: 6,811 Thanked 13,106 Times in 416 Posts	Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14." __________________ Where Ever You Go...There You Are!

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~~Byegone Daze~~ Banned! Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 2,392 Thanks: 26,302 Thanked 29,310 Times in 2,444 Posts	What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out

December 24th, 2013, 07:18 AM	#207
rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	I've been watching some old tapes of Margaret Thatcher's funeral and I've gone through an entire box of tissues................ Her granddaughter is so fcuking sexy! __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 25th, 2013, 07:04 AM	#208
rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	This was sent to me this morning..... A Roma Gypsy, a Black, a Muslim and a Brit were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared." I can only grant four wishes, "the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black , he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish." The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ." Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline . The Roma said, "I wish for enough Range Rovers to take all my people back to our homeland, Romania !" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Range Rovers appeared on the beach. The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries” Poof! It was done! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach. Turning to the Brit , the Genie asked, " And what is your wish? The Brit watched as the loaded Range Rovers began moving toward the Channel, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off. The Brit said , "Just give me a Pint. It doesn't get any better than this!" A merry christmas to you all! __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 26th, 2013, 04:54 PM	#209
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,346 Times in 1,425 Posts	A girl asks Santa Claus to fulfill her wish on Christmas. - Santa Claus, I want to lose weight. - Well, it will be hard. - I agree! - Okay, I'll break your jaw.

December 26th, 2013, 05:16 PM	#210
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Russian investigators have said that the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was not in fact poisoned. Except for his mind. You know given he was a Muslim. I've just seen the news about Muslim staff in M&S refusing to sell alcohol. Whatever next ?. Christian staff in B&Q refusing to sell nails and wood ?. What did the black kid next door get for Christmas ?. My son's bloody bike. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.