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March 9th, 2017, 11:19 PM | #1111 |
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Where do japanese people borrow books from?
The Riblaly.
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March 10th, 2017, 10:00 AM | #1112 |
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Three pregnant women were knitting for their unborn child
The first woman says, "I hope I have a girl because I have used pink wool." The second woman says, "I hope I have a boy because I have used blue wool." The third woman says, "I hope I have a spastic, I've just fucked up the arms!"
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March 11th, 2017, 11:21 AM | #1113 |
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I was 15 years old when my Dad caught me smoking.
I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time." Dad replied "That's a lie, Nobody ever gets caught at doing anything the first time." So later that night, I went out and killed someone.
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March 12th, 2017, 11:03 AM | #1114 |
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We were so poor when I was growing up, we had to wank the dog off just to give the cat something to eat.
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March 13th, 2017, 02:44 PM | #1115 |
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Due to that Nun anal molestation (Knew I shouldn't have done it while she was queuing at the bus stop, yet the heart wants what the heart wants ) charge sticking ,
Am currently having to teach mentally disabled children for the next six months , They're all different races, creeds and colours , Or as I like to call them, Mixed veg
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March 13th, 2017, 11:18 PM | #1116 |
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Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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March 15th, 2017, 01:23 PM | #1117 |
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A Muslim takes his daughter to the doctor for birth control pills ,
Doctor gets out his prescription pad and asks how old the daughter is , The man says 8 , Doctor gasps "Your daughter is sexually active at 8 ?" Active , hell no says the man, She just lays there like her bloody mother.
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March 16th, 2017, 05:15 PM | #1118 |
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Too soon ?
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March 22nd, 2017, 04:47 PM | #1119 |
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What's the difference between love and herpes ? .. Herpes lasts forever
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March 25th, 2017, 05:26 PM | #1120 |
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What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The gal tied up in the back of my car.
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