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Old June 9th, 2014, 10:10 AM   #1081
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"I give the best snow jobs"




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Old June 9th, 2014, 02:36 PM   #1082
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"I give the best snow jobs"




Like M&Ms .. It melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
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Old June 9th, 2014, 02:43 PM   #1083
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Honey, I don't think that's what they mean by a "snow blower."

Just like the weatherman promised, Shelly got 8 inches.
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Old June 9th, 2014, 05:03 PM   #1084
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Frosty enjoyed Himself much more without the children around...
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Old June 9th, 2014, 05:40 PM   #1085
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do you want ice with that
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Look ... Fresh hot pizza ... Mine!!!
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Ivory gear knob ? Fcuking Bastard...
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"Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? If so, we can help. We are Injury Lawyers for you...".
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"Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? If so, we can help. We are Injury Lawyers for you...".

Can you just imagine telling your insurance rep: Honest Mr Peters, I was just driving along when all of a sudden I was broadsided by an elephant!
Just to see the look on his face would be priceless!
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Hey sexy.....mind if I comb over?
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