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February 7th, 2018, 09:18 PM	#2221
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	I was about to do a joke about me being Mal Hombre's secret lover until he pm'ed me that he was HIV positive. So now I'm busy contacting Kelio, Hertz, Brecht, Sam Spade, Wendigo, Cartman and Glen Quagmire. Last edited by ball7; February 7th, 2018 at 09:34 PM..

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February 7th, 2018, 09:35 PM

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I was about to do a joke about me being Mal Hombre's secret lover until he pm'ed me that he was HIV positive.

So now I'm busy contact Kelio, Hertz, Brecht, Sam Spade, Wendigo, Cartman and Glen Quagmire.

At least we know y'all don't have to post on the "How Do You Know You're Not Gay?" thread

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February 7th, 2018, 10:33 PM

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At least we know y'all don't have to post on the "How Do You Know You're Not Gay?" thread

I didn't know there existed such a thread.

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February 7th, 2018, 11:02 PM	#2224
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	ball7 turned down a moderator job since they wouldn't let him moderate the wank thread and also the gay threads

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February 7th, 2018, 11:46 PM

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ball7 turned down a moderator job since they wouldn't let him moderate the wank thread and also the gay threads

Not true, I turned it down because I would have had to move to Utah and become the seventh bride of Sam Spade

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February 8th, 2018, 08:34 AM	#2226
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,112 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,752 Times in 60,309 Posts	A new Boy Band is now recoding, The palo 5's, only this boy band has a twist, it's not aimed at the teen girl market, it's aimed at the teen gay boy market __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 8th, 2018, 03:18 PM	#2227
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Tygr is a sjw

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February 8th, 2018, 05:29 PM	#2228
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter hat two lives. The first is as a bogan, but no one knows what a bogan is The second is when he vacations in the US. He has another family there, Completely different. No one knew

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February 8th, 2018, 11:00 PM

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Bill told him. They are golfing buddies.

Yes and I've got videos of him and Bill on their own in the shower.

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February 9th, 2018, 03:06 AM	#2230
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	Jokerman's a practitioner of the Hot Carl.

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