Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 70

Estreeter · June 27th, 2018, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sorry Mate , decided to post only truly quality "Ladies" for the rest of this month

Shall eagerly await July 1

Ain't July yet ..... Mate all I'll say is....

WTF !!!

MaxJoker · June 27th, 2018, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Ain't July yet ..... Mate all I'll say is....

WTF !!!

Mate for Norwich that sort of ... Ahem ... Female (

) is considered classy

Well that and I wanted to see what you`d say

Ok ok here`s a boner-fide cutie

*I don’t have meet me

So, everyone hates this bit and I'm a great believer in chemistry (which we're not going to get by reading a few lines about each other) but I do think the amount of effort someone puts into this intro tells you something about a person ... so .... some of my favourite things are my friends and family, all music (apart from jazz, I struggle with that!), travel, finding good places to eat and have a drink and chill out Sundays. I have a black lab, and she's great fun. It would be lovely to find someone that enjoys long walks and stops at country pubs along the way with her.

I work hard and enjoy my job but a work / life balance is really important to me. I've been lucky enough to travel a bit but would love to experience more of the world with someone. I'm down to earth and don’t take myself too seriously, it’s important to laugh :-)

If you like what you read so far would be great to get a message from you. x

Sweet girl , V.E.F willing she finds a Reading based Veteran for "Good Times , Good Times "

MaxJoker · April 17th, 2019, 01:59 PM

As too busy running

Something I`d do if got lumbered with this "Lady"

rowna35: Born to be different...
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City Melksham,
36 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm)
Non-religious Ethnicity Caucasian
Virgo
Intent rowna35 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education High school
Personality Free Thinker
Profession Barmaid

Brace yourself as here comes Da`Profile

Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls, mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing & I can guarantee my balls are bigger than yours.... Cinderella only asked for a night off & a dress, Prince Charming doesn’t exist, reality is whilst he’s promising you the stars he’s on fab claiming to be orally bisexual & having threesums with K (51) & T (44) less than a mile away....

Huh

I have built a wall around my heart that only a real man will climb....

A suicidal lobotomized real man

“Maybe one day I will be able to give my heart to someone - without the worry of having it return back to me broken”
I’m a single parent to 4 kids & am not looking for someone to be a father figure as they’ve got them

Them

To the losers quit sending sex messages as am a princess and if your not keen on little people I’m not the one for you ...

Thanks for the get out clause Princess , catch you on the flip side

Estreeter · April 17th, 2019, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Them

Makes sense to me, no bloke would be crazy enough to hang around for more than 1 mistake

MaxJoker · November 2nd, 2019, 11:54 AM

Now as you all know due to my job it`s very difficult to meet women

Still I tend to feel being a door to door gynecologist is more of a calling than a job

So I`m on a dating site .
Yes of course my profile is daffy .
Yes of course being a typical V.E.F`er I`m adorable.
Plus a Mod ta`boot .
So have that added dash of power women find irritable... I mean... Irresistible

Annnnyhoooo females do message me

Such as "Her"

Didn't matter "She" was older ,

Or a teacher (Hate learning stuff),

I let lust blind me and replied

Only briefly was blinded though as do you see whaaaaaat I seeeeeee

Uh huh

Vacation

O`teacher lady from Cambridge we don't use that term in Grind Britten

"She" then spun me a line and bombarded me with all sorts of snaps

Those are the tamest.

Got in contact with the Moderators on the site and nope she isn't in this country and chances are those aren't "Her" photos.

In hindsight (Bugger you hindsight , where are you when I need ya

) the profile is a bit of a giveaway. Because some of the terminology is off and so is the spelling.

About Me
My self-summary
Hello Potential Boyfriend What can i say about myself? Well Im 54, a Teacher in Cambridgeshire, I'm newly "unattached" and adjusting to that but not enjoying the process so far. People always mention my massive smile which is being stuck on at the moment but i'm hoping will return to genuine soon. let me come back to this Ive answered some questions on here in haste and regret them - but i cant re-answer for 24 hours - clearly im new to this app. Dont judge me. Also the defaults that this app set are quite broad - like the age range is down to 34, I'm flattered by your attention boys but only message me if you really mean it please. If you mean it then dont hold back for a moment please. Even though i'm a teacher don't imagine i'm bossy - i have to very occasionally project authority - however in my personal life i'm very easy going.

Aspirations
Current goal
My goal is to add a little more to my profile each day, some text, some photos, some OKCupid questions answered - maybe we can slowly find the perfect match... perhaps - its worth a shot.

Talent
I could probably beat you at
track events - im still doing a lot of running

Secrets
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
II cant let myself be seen out without makeup - even when going for a jog. I think im not a typical middle aged teacher - i like short skirts and long boots which im sure breaks the school dress code but no-one has ever complained.

Dating
What I'm actually looking for
I wish i knew. I know bad spelling and grammar are a turn off - its the teacher in me. Also confidence is a turn on and arrogance is a turn off - its a fine line. i know im not ready for a long term relationship yet having just survived one. im not into nightclubs or rowdy pubs - i prefer chic places that demand a more stylish look.

Goes to show just what losing nineteen inches of blood from the brain can do to that brain

Still that`s not impotent right now.

This is. As in who`s the doll in the photos and how do I let her know somebody is using those photos

Hey I happen to think (It could happen

) she has a right to know somebody is sending strangers images of her stroking her pussy ,

Yes that photo be a joke , only I mean other photos and for graphically serious

Estreeter · November 2nd, 2019, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Dating
What I'm actually looking for
I wish i knew.

Hang on Mate

A female that tells the truth

MaxJoker · December 18th, 2019, 04:07 PM

Because it has plenty of cute girls ,

Shy girls ,

Attentive girls ,

Girls willing to meet ,

Girls that are local ,

Provided you live in the American state they do ,

Girls that are maybe engaged and usually not the genuine article too ,

As you already from the start knew,

April 17th, 2019, 01:59 PM	#693
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sorry for the criminally long delay on posting here Fellow Forum Fellas , only it`s taken me these many months to begin to recover from a long string of dates with complete mentalists. Exactly. Mentalists. Yet still we couldn't connect As too busy running Something I`d do if got lumbered with this "Lady" rowna35: Born to be different... Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type City Melksham, 36 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm) Non-religious Ethnicity Caucasian Virgo Intent rowna35 wants to date but nothing serious. Education High school Personality Free Thinker Profession Barmaid Brace yourself as here comes Da`Profile Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls, mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing & I can guarantee my balls are bigger than yours.... Cinderella only asked for a night off & a dress, Prince Charming doesn’t exist, reality is whilst he’s promising you the stars he’s on fab claiming to be orally bisexual & having threesums with K (51) & T (44) less than a mile away.... Huh I have built a wall around my heart that only a real man will climb.... A suicidal lobotomized real man “Maybe one day I will be able to give my heart to someone - without the worry of having it return back to me broken” I’m a single parent to 4 kids & am not looking for someone to be a father figure as they’ve got them Them To the losers quit sending sex messages as am a princess and if your not keen on little people I’m not the one for you ... Thanks for the get out clause Princess , catch you on the flip side __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 2nd, 2019, 11:54 AM	#695
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things like this go a major way to me tending to believe no female Online is actually female , until they`re sitting on my face wriggling Now as you all know due to my job it`s very difficult to meet women Still I tend to feel being a door to door gynecologist is more of a calling than a job So I`m on a dating site . Yes of course my profile is daffy . Yes of course being a typical V.E.F`er I`m adorable. Plus a Mod ta`boot . So have that added dash of power women find irritable... I mean... Irresistible Annnnyhoooo females do message me Such as "Her" Didn't matter "She" was older , Or a teacher (Hate learning stuff), I let lust blind me and replied Only briefly was blinded though as do you see whaaaaaat I seeeeeee Uh huh Vacation O`teacher lady from Cambridge we don't use that term in Grind Britten "She" then spun me a line and bombarded me with all sorts of snaps Those are the tamest. Got in contact with the Moderators on the site and nope she isn't in this country and chances are those aren't "Her" photos. In hindsight (Bugger you hindsight , where are you when I need ya ) the profile is a bit of a giveaway. Because some of the terminology is off and so is the spelling. About Me My self-summary Hello Potential Boyfriend What can i say about myself? Well Im 54, a Teacher in Cambridgeshire, I'm newly "unattached" and adjusting to that but not enjoying the process so far. People always mention my massive smile which is being stuck on at the moment but i'm hoping will return to genuine soon. let me come back to this Ive answered some questions on here in haste and regret them - but i cant re-answer for 24 hours - clearly im new to this app. Dont judge me. Also the defaults that this app set are quite broad - like the age range is down to 34, I'm flattered by your attention boys but only message me if you really mean it please. If you mean it then dont hold back for a moment please. Even though i'm a teacher don't imagine i'm bossy - i have to very occasionally project authority - however in my personal life i'm very easy going. Aspirations Current goal My goal is to add a little more to my profile each day, some text, some photos, some OKCupid questions answered - maybe we can slowly find the perfect match... perhaps - its worth a shot. Talent I could probably beat you at track events - im still doing a lot of running Secrets The most private thing I'm willing to admit II cant let myself be seen out without makeup - even when going for a jog. I think im not a typical middle aged teacher - i like short skirts and long boots which im sure breaks the school dress code but no-one has ever complained. Dating What I'm actually looking for I wish i knew. I know bad spelling and grammar are a turn off - its the teacher in me. Also confidence is a turn on and arrogance is a turn off - its a fine line. i know im not ready for a long term relationship yet having just survived one. im not into nightclubs or rowdy pubs - i prefer chic places that demand a more stylish look. Goes to show just what losing nineteen inches of blood from the brain can do to that brain Still that`s not impotent right now. This is. As in who`s the doll in the photos and how do I let her know somebody is using those photos Hey I happen to think (It could happen ) she has a right to know somebody is sending strangers images of her stroking her pussy , Yes that photo be a joke , only I mean other photos and for graphically serious __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2019, 04:07 PM	#697
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Must admit I`d love you all to join me in the laugh riot madhouse that is OkCupid Because it has plenty of cute girls , Shy girls , Attentive girls , Girls willing to meet , Girls that are local , Provided you live in the American state they do , Girls that are maybe engaged and usually not the genuine article too , As you already from the start knew, __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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