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Old April 18th, 2016, 02:33 PM   #1
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Unhappy Your Regret Of The Day

I regret not buying Chocolate (The bar, not that Nigerian hooker at the end of my street, who stubbornly refuses to accept IOU`s) for this evening

Was at the store actually holding it in both hands earlier.

Then I put it away ,zipped myself back up and fingered a bar of Toblerone instead

Why didn't I buy it

Could be looking forward to it now

Rather than this sans chocolate despairing desolation.

Why did I listen to that inner voice which told me being in my thirties (Stones I mean) maybe pointed to more creamy smooth chocolaty calories not being wholly advisable.

Bah !.

Plus thank you for reading this torturous post

No guessing what your own regret now is
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Old April 18th, 2016, 02:35 PM   #2
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My regret is I clicked on this thread and posted in it

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Old April 18th, 2016, 02:51 PM   #3
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Big Grin Nope I`m not above threats and blackmail. How else do you all think I get dates ?.

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Excellent news , glad to read it Sands

Hope everyone keeps those exact self same posting regrets a coming

If they don't I`ll start another new thread even worse than this one
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Old April 18th, 2016, 02:59 PM   #4
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Hope everyone keeps those exact self same posting regrets a coming

Mate, maybe you can help me Am I gonna regret not thanking the initial post in this thread
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Old April 18th, 2016, 03:17 PM   #5
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Excellent news , glad to read it Sands

Hope everyone keeps those exact self same posting regrets a coming

If they don't I`ll start another new thread even worse than this one
exactly how do you fulfill a threat like that?
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Old April 18th, 2016, 03:24 PM   #6
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Big Grin Well, this thread has already lasted longer than I expected.

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Mate, maybe you can help me Am I gonna regret not thanking the initial post in this thread

Only in your dreams each night Mate.

Or should that be nightmares ,brought on by feelings of deserved guilt


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exactly how do you fulfill a threat like that?

Typed by a Fellow Forum Fella who`s obviously never clicked on the vast majority of my nonsensical threads

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Old April 18th, 2016, 04:40 PM   #7
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nightmares ,
Well, actually, I had a "daymare" today.... I regret deciding not to take my iPhone with me when I went to visit Mum, I didn't want any calls.

So, I listened to the radio on the way down, and I tuned into the oldies FM station, and endured this for about 4 minutes ................





































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Old April 18th, 2016, 05:06 PM   #8
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Rather than this sans chocolate despairing desolation.

Why did I listen to that inner voice which told me being in my thirties (Stones I mean) maybe pointed to more creamy smooth chocolaty calories not being wholly advisable.

I regret not living nearer to Max's luxury alpine chalet style residence,So that I could go round and slip Him a length ( Of Toblerone )
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Old April 18th, 2016, 11:44 PM   #9
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Look, I know I made friends with Max, but do the rest of you have to keep sending me PM's saying, "What the fuck were you thinking?"

I was just trying to be friendly.

Shit .... I even bought him a chocolate bar .......................

Jag. (Maybe I should have befriended Estreeter instead .... )
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Old April 19th, 2016, 09:05 AM   #10
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I regret going to the pub,having 6 whiskey chasers with 10 pints,regret chatting to the beautiful Sum Ting Wong,regret having sex,regret it costing me 300bucks,regret not noticing she was a he,regret being here at work ,in incredible pain and discomfort ,not buying Nurofen,Panadol and an inflatable rubber ring
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