Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 488

banquomerc · June 19th, 2018, 03:42 PM

the one from Dumb and Dumber, something like-redhead babe says, "I wouldn't go out with you in a million years" and then Jim Carrey's character says-"So you're sayin there's a chance."

Captain ron · June 22nd, 2018, 07:24 AM

Do you wanna get high?
Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls?

**EmptyPacket** · June 22nd, 2018, 07:43 AM

I've been dodgin' f****n' bullets since I was fourteen. No one can kill me. I'm blessed. I'm a f****n' Catholic.

**Mal Hombre** · June 22nd, 2018, 08:03 AM

My,That's a big one..
-Dirty Harry

Thinkwell · June 22nd, 2018, 08:33 AM

I’ve never seen a trophy wife yet that looks like a trophy. To me, they always look like a booby prize.

- Warren Buffet

**Baranovich** · June 23rd, 2018, 05:20 PM

"Our government told us...that we could protect ourselves - from a chemical FUCK attack - with duct tape. The only way duct tape protects you from a chemical attack is if you have enough, you could wrap it around yourself and suffocate - before the chemicals killed you."

- Lewis Black Live on Broadway

**Carrot74** · June 24th, 2018, 01:56 AM

"He asked you twice. Ain't going to ask again."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTJQYGkf-cc

Whole movie was very well done. This scene always brings good memories...

Thinkwell · June 27th, 2018, 07:31 AM

Nothing exceeds the licence occasionally taken by the imagination of very rigid people.

― Henry James

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We are, I know not how, double in ourselves, so that what we believe we disbelieve, and cannot rid ourselves of what we condemn.

― Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

MaxJoker · June 27th, 2018, 01:13 PM

Statistics show police numbers are in no way linked to either increases or decreases in crime

~ Theresa May

The NHS will have multiyear funding settlements in every department so strengthening it`s already excellent public service performances

~ Theresa May

Better , a lot better

~ Steven Beck

Thinkwell · July 4th, 2018, 07:17 AM

No, wait a minute.
I can't be old already:
I'm just about to

- Connie Bensley

June 22nd, 2018, 07:43 AM	#4873
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June 22nd, 2018, 08:03 AM	#4874
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June 23rd, 2018, 05:20 PM	#4876
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,222 Times in 2,169 Posts	Vital emergency instructions from your government "Our government told us...that we could protect ourselves - from a chemical FUCK attack - with duct tape. The only way duct tape protects you from a chemical attack is if you have enough, you could wrap it around yourself and suffocate - before the chemicals killed you." - Lewis Black Live on Broadway __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; June 23rd, 2018 at 05:33 PM.. Reason: Edited quote for content.

June 27th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#4879
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Statistics show police numbers are in no way linked to either increases or decreases in crime ~ Theresa May The NHS will have multiyear funding settlements in every department so strengthening it`s already excellent public service performances ~ Theresa May Better , a lot better ~ Steven Beck __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 4th, 2018, 07:17 AM	#4880
Thinkwell Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 192 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 2,263 Times in 193 Posts	Last Haiku No, wait a minute. I can't be old already: I'm just about to - Connie Bensley

June 19th, 2018, 03:42 PM	#4871
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	the one from Dumb and Dumber, something like-redhead babe says, "I wouldn't go out with you in a million years" and then Jim Carrey's character says-"So you're sayin there's a chance."

June 22nd, 2018, 07:24 AM	#4872
Captain ron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 141 Thanks: 242 Thanked 1,185 Times in 121 Posts	Do you wanna get high? Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls?

June 22nd, 2018, 08:33 AM	#4875
Thinkwell Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 192 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 2,263 Times in 193 Posts	I’ve never seen a trophy wife yet that looks like a trophy. To me, they always look like a booby prize. - Warren Buffet

June 24th, 2018, 01:56 AM	#4877
Carrot74 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Up in the Frozen North Posts: 956 Thanks: 76,069 Thanked 9,346 Times in 954 Posts	"He asked you twice. Ain't going to ask again." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTJQYGkf-cc Whole movie was very well done. This scene always brings good memories...

June 27th, 2018, 07:31 AM	#4878
Thinkwell Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 192 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 2,263 Times in 193 Posts	Nothing exceeds the licence occasionally taken by the imagination of very rigid people. ― Henry James - - - - - We are, I know not how, double in ourselves, so that what we believe we disbelieve, and cannot rid ourselves of what we condemn. ― Michel Eyquem de Montaigne